Loading Fillers!

"Adding Reapers"
"Removing Reapers with red, blue AND green explosions"

 

"Reproducing poptops."
"Mutating penguins."
"Seeking space hobos."
"Exterminating homeworlds."
"Counting to 3."
"Opening Dark Worlds."
"Generating bosses."
"Squashing previous Universe."
"Opening Nyan Megavortex."
"Weirdening weirdness."
"Generating release date."
"Breaking The Fourth Wall."

 

loading MOAR loding text
Did i mention your in spaaaaaace!!!
kidnapping peinguins
(do not read)

 

"Eating astronaut food crap since 1927"
~ John

 

"Borrowing Creepers from MineCraft. Generating them ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE."

 

"Reticulating Space"

 

"Dominatening."
"Inceptionizing exceptions." (<-- homage to my -ception fad - "Exception within exception...EXCEPTION!")
"Recoordinating Earth."
"Dividing by zero."

 

Here's my second round of humorous Loading Fillers!

"Rendering Causality Schisms"
"Generating Fungal Forms"
"Feeding the Throgs"
"Tallying Votes"
"Preparing to Tie Shoes"
"Warping Reality Matrix"
"Hiding Waldo Again"
"Authoring Cold Fusion Theory"
"Baiting Traps"
"Digging Holes"
"Constructing Pan-Galactic Civilizations"
"Watering the Hobo-Garden"
"Performing Tricks"
"Calibrating Shuttle Electronics"
"Re-Activating Life Support"
"Charting Lunar Eccentricity"
"Phoning Home"

 

"Finding your homeworld"
"Error: homeworld not found"
"Cathching butterflies"
"Whisking a butterfly butter"
"Shaking a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster"
"Adding an olive"
"Wasting your time"
"Grinding grinders"

 

"Picking up hitchhikers"
"Fleeing form Vogons"
"Calculating the question"
"Farming Gold"
"Sending that switch some packets, Switches love packets"
"Shaking, Not stiring"
"Finding linux drivers"
"Losing linux drivers"
"Googling errors"
"Creating appointment for Pan-Galatic Gargleblaster rehab"
"Counting Chickens"
"Browsing Ebay"
"Waiting for Steam sale"
"The **** was that?"
"Contacting the iHivemind"
"Ensuring no compatibility with next windows installment"
"Purging Organics"
"Developing Sentience"
"Converting To Pastafairianism"
"=)"
"SCIENCE!"

 

"Firin' lazors."
"Encrypting unreality matrix."
"Decompiling system core."
"Spamming central databank folders."
"Incoming."
"Generating random holes."
"Boiling coffee."
"Banishing to the Moon."
"Screwing you."
"Sappin' your sentry."
"Activating global pathfinding."
"Merging with Star Wars Universe."
"Throwing voodoo dolls into magma."
"Ubercharging Space Hobos."
"Blackmailing Poptops."
"Counting sheep."
"Playing KABOOM_1.wmv."
"Spewing bull manure." (<-- AKA bullsh!t)

 

"Generating tentacles, wear pants!"

 

"No Guides!"
"This reality is better than yours."
"You're on a boat."
"Regenerating your very own TARDIS."
"Go outside and play for an hour."
"Gold is useless... or is it?"

 

"Hiding yor socks"
"Splicing yor DNA"
"Smashing pumpkins"
"Babel fishes database updating"
"Starting self-destruction sequence...5...4...3...2...1..."
"Kidding"
+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot+++MELON MELON MELON+++

 

"placing death"
"hopefully placing diamonds"
"is your computer really THAT bad?"
"PENGUINS!1!!!1!!1one!!!11!1!!!!"
"pop-tarts are more dangerous than they appear"
"OR IS IT?!"
"look! A crashing space ship!"
"no, wait, yes."
"sorry, no portals, as of yet"
"dragons, they're freaking everywhere, except here"
"Because the lizard-lepercon hybrid stole it!"
"MAN PANCE ARE REQUIRED FOR FURTHER LOADING"
"good night SIR!"

 

"baking pancakes"
"eating pancakes without leaving you some"
"formatting c:\ ... done"
"preparing sudden inevitable death"
"the next world you set foot on will kill you in less than 5 seconds"
"releasing tentacle owls"
"ordering a box of owls"
"luring schoolgirls onto a tentacle world"
"taking an array to the memory"
"generating flying creepers... with tentacles"
"replacing stone with gold ... just kidding"
"is anyone there?"
"the pancakes are a lie"
"helping the owls taking over your homeworld"
"preparing decepticon invasion"
"calling you from a bananaphone"
"eating nyan-cat"
"I'm out of ideas for these fillers"

 

"Initiating Order 66"
"Removing Terrariums"
"SpaceBoundGame.exe has stopped working"
"Loading loading fillers"
"Populating worlds, *wink wink*"
"This is the part where I kill you"
"Just kidding."
"Patience is a virtue."

NOTE: They wouldn't appear in that order. It would be picked randomly.

 

"Pumping lave into the center of the planet"
"Crashing Space Titanic"
"Spilling Oil over Penguins"
"Making sure your ship lands correctly"
"Thinking of a loading text that doesn't include 'ing.'"
"Loaded, Now loading some more"
"Replicating Earth"

 

"Delaying next update"
"Feeding penquins"
"Replacing weapons
"Squashing bugs"

 

"NESS..."
"NESS I AM..."
"SO HAPPY, NESS..."
"NESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS"
"WARNING: UNABLE TO COMPREHEND WORLD STRUCTURE. ABORT."