Loading Fillers!

I was just readin' THIS thread a second ago, and I thought...

"Well, the REAL fun stuff is the extra gobbledeegook they put in the loading texts, like MineCraft or EverQuest does sometimes! Let's try something like that!"

So, here we go! Put some random funny stuff to put in the loading screen!

Such as...

"Replacing Cores of some worlds with an enormous, beating heart..."

 

"Exterminating Doctors."

"Adding Cow layers"
"Removing Cow layers again"

"Counting to 100."

"Deleting Previous save files"

I hope it has a silly loading screen

 

"Generating candy worlds"

"Preparing for Game Over"

"Adding 3 more variations of rocket launcher"

"Starting an Alien Invasion"

"Is it a bird is it a plane? No it's a flying penguin."

"Starting the next Big Bang"

These are my ideas.

 

"Generating Spheres..."
"Eliminating SPAAAAAACE cores..."
"Dispatching Space Hobos..."
"UFOs are terraforming now..."
"Double rainbow is generating colors..."
"Universe is getting ready for you~"

Here are my ideas, lol

 

"Preparing Death Cannon"
"Seeking targets"
"Target Locked"
"Fire when ready"
"BOOM"

And then the game starts

 

Mmmmm.

Why have text loaders? Why not have something a little different? Like a Space Pingu sliding down something!

 

What about text loaders with Space Pingu sliding down a hill in the background?

 

"Save data is corrupt starting a new game... saving"
"Calculating pie"
"Turning on suns"
"Cleaning dirt"
"Counting stars"
"Implanting virus"
"Calculating the meaning of life"

 

"Searching for the ultimate question"
"Fending off pangalatic termites"
"Making random stuff explode"

 

"Mutating penguins"
"Causing the end of the world"
"Filtering water"
"Polishing jetpack"
"Swimming in lava"
"Defending the planet"
"Baking cake"
"Drilling to the core"
"Stareing at the Big Bang"
"Going blind from the Big Bang"

The last two are my favorite.

 

"Pissing into water"
"Generating hobos"
"Taming wild killer penguins"
"Giving weapons to drunk people"
"Preparing your death"
"Counting to infinite"
"Giving up counting"
"Chuck Norris can read this"
"Generating god"
"Making penguins sweeter"
"Thinking of funny sentences"
"Out of ideas"

 

The fun level in this game... it's OVER 9000!!!

 

Initiating big bang sequence
Still searching for Higgs
Adding something to space
Removing anti-matter
Procedurally corrupting data
Initiating algorithms of fun
While you wait make me a sammich
Bathroom break initiated
Better kiss your family/friends goodbye now...last chance

 

"Don't you hate loading screens?"

"Why don't you take a break for a little while, and maybe get some real friends, or play outside maybe?"

"This loading screen is courtesy of the Penguin Pirate gang."

 

"Generating Cake..." *Loading Bar totally freezes.*

"... Cancelling Cake Load." *Loading Bar continues.*

 

"Generating generators..."
"Constructing Additional Pylons..."
"Catching 'em All..."

 

This could be fun! Here's a few more.

"Quantipulating the Veraxiton Field"
"Folding Space and Time"
"Rendering Dyson Spheres"
"Polarizing Magnetic Spheres"
"Initiating Solar Fusion"
"Shining Space-Suit Boots"
"Beginning the Final Countdown"
"Finding Waldo"

 

"Finding Waldo" is my favorite there.

 

Yeah, it was mine too! That's why I saved it for last.

 

"Adding Raccoon Sam's Damn Raccoons"