A few of us fragments need to be be quite (you know who you are orange & red, & possibly others) wile the rest of us figure out what to do without ending up killed or harmed.
*Poor imitation of pink* Oh, yes! I NEARLY forgot! Of course you should follow Orange's advice- he's the most clever by far, and oh-so-charismatic! Hehe. Ha.
Oh god, that hurts my... uh... my incorporeal nonmatter. Orange, I wish you'd at least TRY to stay in line with my earlier words when you're attempting to impersonate me... Key word: attempting. Now, if you'd kindly shut up...? And of course, Yellow, I wouldn't forget you. Sorry.
Shh, stop acknowledging him. Oh, sorry, I thought you were orange. To be fair you're a really similar shade.
We can't start impersonating people now, you'll confuse the poor girl. Also, get over yourself and your damn candy fetish.
It's not a fetish, it's a need. But fine, if you really want to plan for the long run...let's just steal the candy, and sell whatever is left to someone else. Money is always better than candy.
I'm honestly a bit offended. Now, back to the plan. This is your chance, Magenta. Think, now... be persuasive! That's it! Convince him to give you the candy! After all, what's a robot need confections for anyway? Now, all you need to do is lay on the charm. You can do it; after all, I'm your conscious.
Is there any part of you that doesn't want to commit a crime!? Good show! Oh look, something not about candy! This is yet to be determined.
Remember Magenta, you will never be totally lost unless you chose to follow orange or especially red. There is no way we will die if we do not get sugar within the next 3 femtoseconds. Starvation is gradual & you are no where near it.
Acquire a vast collection of guns? Become the greatest candy pirate in the universe? Build a throne out of money? Donate some money to charity? Oh yes she does! It's like water to her, and we all know how important that stuff is to most species.
