Digital Light (Interactive Comic)

Or reach for a rock.

And get it all for FREEEEEEEEE....

 

Don't murder him! If he just wanted you to confirm that there was no body in the bag, he clearly doesn't want it. Just ask him if he's gonna eat that, if he says no, take it.

 

If he doesn't, we can just play Blunt force trauma on the glitch's head.

We. Must. Have. All. Of. It.

 

Just to be safe, tell him the entire (or at least the portion of it you remember) history of your kind.

 

Then smash his face in like a boss?

 

No no no no! Why am I the only one here who's not psychotic!?

 

Let's find a middle ground then...first we ask him

Trick or Treat!

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And if he doesn't comply, WE CURBSTOMP HIS UGLY FACE IN AND RIGHTFULLY CLAIM OUR LOOT!

 

Or actually do the effective thing and try your best to find an off button...
Unless Glitches are well engineered...
Then we're done for.

 

Murder is never rational. Ask for some candy politely & if that does not work then figure out some other nonviolent way to obtain it.

I am a perfectly sane fragment of Magenta's mind.

 

Here's an idea, why don't we just fucking break out into a sick boogie, I'm so sure that'll work

Thank God! Someone with some sanity!

 

Rock beats scissors.

 

That doesn't even make sense in this context.

 

Now how on earth will a dance off get us our loot?

 

You're not! I mean... You're not. I'm stable too. Just... Magenta. Ignore them. Ignore Red. Ignore Orange. Listen to Green, and listen to me.

 

But...we found the candy.

C'mon Magenta, we all know you really need that candy.

 

I don't know, it makes about as much sense as murdering a dude just because!

And the mildly blue one.

 

Ever think of a Glitch's body structure?
It's skin is literally made of thick iron.
And I'm pretty sure rocks are pretty rare on these sorts of planets.
Besides, if you found one, it'd be the size of a pea!
What sort of damage could be done with that?

 

Off switch it is, then.

 

Yes, and the mild blue one.

 

Seriously!? All you've done is suggest we murder people and then try to get into a sugar coma!