That apparently now isn't full of candy. Exactly! That means we have a justified reason to kill this guy. Quickly, grab the nearest rock to smash his face in!
See, there's some sense! He could have a weapon. Or that bag might have a minion in it that'll jump out and attack you!
Enough with the arguing, shall we just interrogate him, and perhaps use the fact that he's a ROBOT to our advantage?
I suppose that seems fair enough, We shall use him for now...and he shall lead us to our goal. TALLY HO! TO CANDYVILLE!
Pretty sure we were here since the obvious get to the teleporter situation. We were just assigned colors because of said reason.
<<Yep, I am officially proud of the discussions going on here. You've basically formed two groups: the crazy people and the people trying to stay sane.>> This is a wonderful plan! He obviously has candy in that bag, and if he doesn't, then you can just use that ol' trick... Yeah, you remember that trick, it always worked to get candy! Sure, some people don't understand just how arbitrary candy can be, but you can make it work!! Wait, wait, wait. This is exactly the kind of thing someone would want to forget; you kind of thing you wanted to forget. That's why you're here! Obviously, you've made mistakes, but you need to rise above that all. Your best choice is to just act normal. Even if your normal is a bit crazy. You decide to continue your conversation with this Glitch while the voices banter amongst themselves. "So, what is in the bag? I'm assuming it's not an actual body, since then you'd probably have killed me by now." "Confused: Well, no... It sees, this one was hoping it would make a scene over the bag, only for this one to say that there is no body in the bag." "Well, that solves that argument." "... Query: What argument?" "Er, nevermind. So, what's actually in there?" "Uncertain: This one doesn't rightly know... See for itself, this one supposes..." Murder seems very rational right now.
Ha! The old assumption is correct, there is ALWAYS candy in large bags! Now we must take it for ourselves!
Um.. I think you should keep away from Glitch villages for now... Casually..Just..Walk..Away... Who am I kidding? Check your pockets for any pixels you may've been left with.
Holy chocolate, it IS candy! What are the odds? ...Okay, stay calm. Ask him politely for a piECE OF CANDY YES YOU WANT ONE RIGHT NOW MAYBE IT'LL SHUT ORANGE FACE UP please shut orange face up
