Let the blue wig offensive begin.

I will not bow to terrorist threats.

 

It's not a terrorist threat :<

 

Totally a terrorist threat!!!

 

You have bird on your head, your argument is invalid.
Also y not add one more item to the big list of vanity items and make a cat (and some people) happier?

 

Yes much happier!

 

Anyway... I'll go to sleep, it's 4 AM, and I'm telling this for 30 minutes now...
See you later.

 

thanks for wigging me. i learned that everything is better with blue wigs

 

You people are like zombies. You're everywhere.

 

WIIIIIIGGGSSSSS

 

Well, this is going much more succesful than I thought.

 

Much more than terrorist threat?

 

Potentially.

 

Always something...

 

Hey guys I are no in offensive any moar.

 

HOW COULD YOU

 

Ahem. I know that I'm one of the long standing members of the offensive and the sexiest and most influential. But I'm sorry that I must take my leave. The offensive has began taking a beating, and threats and complaints continue and are related to the offensive. As much as I enjoyed wearing this blue wig I'm sorry that Mi must take my honorable discharge. I'm hoping you can get another Field Marshall to aid with the offensive as this one takes his leave. And if you really want it to be an item, Saal. Get a Twitter and demand it from Tiy. The day might come when you can count me among your rankds of the offensive agian...

 

Thing is, I don't use Twitter... But it's a good idea indeed.
I still don't know why are you leaving though.

 

Maybe he thinks we're all going to get banned for our super aggresion enthusiasm.

 

(Pssst. I don't know either...) Maybe one day you'll understand...