Lazer T-Rex Pirate Ship

After you defeat the Lazer T-Rex Pirate boss, he submits to your indomitable power and allows you to fly around in his ship. This is the fastest mount in the game and has various weapons attached to it. He will also give you a walkie talkie that allows you to summon him to orbit the current planet you're on and bombard the surface with lazer cannons. If you ever drop to low health while holding the walkie talkie in your active inventory, the Lazer T-Rex Pirate himself drops down to defend you with his eye lazers and cyborg leg stomps. Be wary, though, because the walkie talkie can only summon him and the ship once every 30 minutes.

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I don't think that would be fit in the game, cuz I am bit lost why we need a ship again when we can have resources make bigger ship

 

This sounds waaaaaaay too complicated. Wait... there is a Laser T-Rex Pirate boss?

 

I think I may need an adult...
All of my brainhurt can go into this.

 

Yes. And it should shoot exploding kittens out of its mouth.

 

No, it should shoot nyan cats out of its mouth and it will play the song as a boss battle too. ^_^

 

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In retrospect this is a horrible idea but completely AWESOME!!!!

 

I think the idea should have been thought out a bit more before you posted it...

 

I agree with I_Play. Some ideas are good in your head, but not on paper. or are good on paper but not in practical purposes