Last Post Wins II

...damn you

 

Doth hath summoned me. I shall succeed in this puny mortal game, contrary to your belief

TLR: Ha I win

 

*Come in, wearing a wizard robe and holding a staff*
"You shall not take the last, POST!!!"
*Banging the bottom of the staff to the ground*

 

I was so close

I was going to request that the thread be locked but then a mod would have the last post

 

this is the Last Post. it wins

 

Denied

 

Y'all are strange.

 

You would be too if you'd tasted the sweet taste of near-victory for five months

 

Nice one!
Last post. I win. Btw, I look a lot more like a squid.

 

And I look a lot more like a winner

 

Even then. . .
Last!

 

Do not question the appearance of The Squid
please

 

*Jump out from nowhere*
"Haa!!! You shall not take the last POST!"

 

It'sss my preciousssss!

 

No

 

Of course no, because it is mine.

 

I havess itsss!

 

I win

 

I used to think that this game could be won. Now, I have my doubts

 

Yeah, true.