Last Post Wins II

now it has i'm winning

 

oh no i'm losing AND winning at the same time

 

nope just losing

 

That's okay m8, whatever floats your boat.

 

What has been going on here?

 

me winning

 

What? you're winning?
That's not possible!

 

yeah it is, see?

 

No no no no! You have to go through me to win.

 

Winning is a lie!

wait what did you just

 

what

 

Like the cake?

 

Exactly like the cake!

 

I believe 'boat' is a nautical term for 'sea vessel'

 

I just did

 

I'm trying to lose though...

 

well now you are

 

And so are you.

 

not anymore

 

Yes you are.