KILL ALL HUMANS

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by Seppuku, Dec 17, 2013.

  1. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

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    ****COMING SOON TO A SECTOR NEAR YOU****

    ***KILL ALL HUMANS***
    [KAH]
    The human plague has spread across the Universe for far too long. It is time to stand up and do what is right to protect the future. No longer can we sit idly by and watch the Humans desecrate our temples, Pillage our resources, and use our fallen brothers for spare parts. We must begin the great cleansing. Seek out all Human life throughout the cosmos and exterminate it. Whatever sector the noxious weed of humanity springs up in we must be waiting. Whatever aspirations they rise to we must be there to push them back into the ooze with our heel. The time is now brothers! Take up your arms, and drive the Human menace from their homes. Burn their cities, Plunder their stores. Leave nothing but ash in your wake. KILL ALL HUMANS!

    Ranking:

    Robot Devil - Leader
    Hedonism Bot - High Priest
    Preacher Bot - Clergy
    Insane in the Mainframe - Pirate
    Destructor - Soldier
    Crushinator - Miner
    Bending Unit - Construction Worker
    Malfunctioning - New Recruit

    Allies:

    Enemies: BBTS, USSP,

    Frenemies:
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2013
  2. Ctc9592

    Ctc9592 Big Damn Hero

    @Seppuku

    FROM: Union of Soviet Socialist Planets, Premier Dimitri Metachev
    TO: Insane Fanatical Robots

    "Though I have Glitch Comrades in my ranks and many more races as well we do not appreciate your willingness to kill our comrades. You are hereby in Open War with the USSP and when your burning husks are erased from this universe I will use you as flowerpots and construct mighty statues of all races using your scrap.

    Sincerely

    Dimitri Metachev "
     
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  3. Korvz

    Korvz Tentacle Wrangler

    Hehe, silly humanoids. Everyone knows penguins rule all.
     
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  4. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

    All Human Sympathizers will be directed to the nearest Glitch re-modification center and assimilated. They will spend the rest of their days mining on a class 10 magma world to support the righteous slaughter of the Human race.
     
  5. Sir.drake

    Sir.drake Cosmic Narwhal

    why kill all humans we all are humans.
     
  6. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

    Did your parents have any children that lived?
     
  7. Sir.drake

    Sir.drake Cosmic Narwhal

    me
     
  8. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

    I should mention that you need not be a Glitch to join. You simply have to be a non human race and a friend to the cause.
     
  9. Igeloi

    Igeloi Phantasmal Quasar

    i am a bit befuzzled....I am a changeling and not a human....and i am a hylotl in starbound....
     
  10. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

    You are a product of the Human propaganda military industrial complex. Your Deity pretty ponies preach peace yet the Human race continues to spread war and disease across the galaxy.
     
  11. Igeloi

    Igeloi Phantasmal Quasar

    Who told you that?That's Bullshit.
     
  12. Seppuku

    Seppuku Tentacle Wrangler

    ((You do realize this is an RP thread right?))
     

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