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Sure I'll watch! *Knocks*

 

OOOOH a stream? If it's still going on I wanna join in!

 

Stream's over. Thanks @Arra @Firepaw Da Cat and @quitaren12 for stopping by!

 

Haha, im sorry. I was mooching of the schools free wifi and I had to leave.

 

You're welcome! Sorry I left early though, I kept disconnecting me from the stream for some reason :c

 

I've done that once or twice

You're all good m8, internets can suck sometimes. That and I had to step away to get snacks anyway

 

My internet was sucking too woah! Plus I don't think my computer's good with any kind of streaming for some reason.

 

Someone's in a good mood

 

Join.me is convenient for streaming, but not reliable for fast framerate. It's meant for video conferences, not game streaming...

 

I wasn't streaming a game though

 

wednesday in my place

 

You know, I mentioned my japanese sword a few times. But I never told the tale of how it came to my possession, did I?

See, in my first year of high school one of my teachers organized a filmmaking event. All students were to be organized in groups and make a short movie. So obviously me and my batshit crazy friends came up with the plot of a closet monster and the ninja hero who would enter his lair and defeat it.

Yeah... Ninja hero, casted by yours truly...

So, we had to procure the props that would be used in this enterprise. There is this esoteric store my mother used to frequent (she's into that sort of stuff) and among all the incense and talismans and many other sorts of bits and baubbles, there was a few asian blades, including katanas, on display. I asked if I could have one of those, but apparently they were not for sale or were already pre-ordered (who the fuck pre-orders katanas?). So after explaining to the store owner the circunstances leading to me requiring a sword, my parents asked if there would be a new shipment of those coming in soon. As a matter of fact, there was, and the owner promised he would let us know as soon as it arrived.

A week later, we received a call informing us about the newly arrived shipment of swords. And when I got there, I was presented with the most extravagant piece of medieval warfare I ever personally saw. It is a short Katana (not short enough to be a Wakizashi) with gold-plated hilt, guard and sheath.
The shop owner was kind enough to borrow me the sword, on the promise that we'd include some sort of promotional ad of his store and a copy of the movie. The same night I got the golden sword, I accidentally slashed my bedroom lamp. It smashed into several sharp pieces of glass that didn't render me one-eyed only because I shielded them with my arms.
So, there I was. A boy dressed like a ninja, brandishing a golden katana in what must've been a Feudal Japan interpretation of 50 cent. And I fucking wrecked shit with it. I cut my foe's wooden broadsword in twain (not scripted) and saved the day.
After watching the short movie, the shop owner refused to take the sword back or accept money for it. Whether it was an act of charity, pity, or just plain refusal of association with that trainwreck's production, I'll never know.

And that's the story behind my blade.

 

No...

The moral of the story is:
Lamps are no match for a GOLDEN SWORD!

-edit-
Dramatic interpretation of the technique used to slay the lamp:

 

I am having a happy Tuesday. I hope that you're having a good tuesday as well

Wow, that's quite the story!
And do you have any pictures of the sword? I kinda want to see it now

 

From back then? No, I don't think so.
It's not as shiny as it used to be, but I can post a picture of it once I get home.

 

i read "tabby tuesday"
and it was the cutest thing ever