Poem Juniper the Songwrite

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Knyte, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    For my firssst performanccce, Floran will sssing Irisss by the Goo Goo Dollsss. ((For the music behind it listen to www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw))
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    I'd give up my ssstabber to hugsss you
    Yesss I kno that you feel that sssomehow
    You are nicest monkey that I ever ssseen
    And I don't want to hunt you right nowsss

    And all I can tassste in thisss moment
    isss the ssstew that I madesss you lassst night
    When sssoner or later you finisssh
    I jussst hope you're feelingsss all right

    And I don't want the world to sssee me
    'Caussse I'm sure that will ssscaress it away
    Thisss winged beassst I am ssstalking
    Isss the ssstew I will makesss you todaysss

    Can you hearsss all the Hyotlsss a coming
    All they dooo is ssstabsss us and liesss
    They are vile and sssmelly and awful
    I sure hopesss they all go and diesss

    [x 3]
    And I don't want the world to sssee me
    'Caussse I'm sure that will ssscaress it away
    Thisss winged beassst I am ssstalking
    Isss the ssstew I will makesss you todaysss

    Isss the ssstew I will makesss you todaysss
    Isss the ssstew I will makesss you todaysss
    Isss the ssstew I will makesss you todaysss
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2013
  2. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    Next sssong is by Daniel Flowter and is entitled "You had a bad hunt" ((www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmNTAvnSais))
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    Where isss your ssstabber when needed the mossst
    A sssnap of a twig and the prey hasss been lossst
    The riversss not red at all today
    They sssaid your ssskillsss all gone away
    You don't need no sssstinking boonnessss

    You fell off the tree and ssstubbed your good toe
    You gotsss a bad cut while cleaningsss your bow
    You sssay that you quit, throw in the vine
    You ran out of arrowsss that lassst time
    You don't need no sssstinking boonnessss

    (chrous)
    Caussse you had a bad hunt
    Can't take a thing down
    You ssstabsss at a rock jussst to turn it around
    You sssay you can't hunts
    Well that isss a lie
    You are Floran now shout to the sssky
    You had a bad hunt
    Now go back and try
    Pick up your ssspear and toss it real high
    You had a bad hunt
    You had a bad hunt

    You needsss a new ssstabber today
    No care what they all will sssay
    You don't need no sssstinking boonnessss

    [chrous]

    (ohhhh ssstabbing day)

    Sssometimes you lossse the trail when you blink
    And the path that you taked wasss wrong
    You have to findsss your way back
    And you know that it'sss long gone
    Well it'sss not wroooong

    (SSStab, SSStab, SSStab, SSStabsss)

    So go get your ssstabber and back to your possst
    yeaaa you will ssstab
    tiesss it to hand ssso it doesssn't get lossst

    [chrous]

    Had a bad hunt[x4]
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2013
  3. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    Floran usssed to be Queen of village, then Hyotls attack for NO reason, cocoonkin not like how Floran win battle. Thisss is Floransss ssstory. ((Coldplay - Viva la vida by suggestion of a friend www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCsS1zp7aPo ALSO! Juniper will now take your requests :DD))

    My golden leavesss unfurld
    The canopy parted at my mere word
    Now in the darknessss I wilt alone
    Pruneing leavesss I ussssed to own

    I usssed to hear the criesss
    Ass I ssstabbed at the Hyotls eyesss
    My ssstabber iss looong and keen
    All Floransss would cheer, "Long live the Queen!"

    Onccce I lived atoooop the tree
    Now the roots encroach on me
    The glory it sssslip throoough my handsss
    These gravel roots and leaves of sssand

    The ssscreams of foesss around are ringing
    Cocoonkin's stabbers and ssswordsss are ssswinging
    By my leavesss I shall not yield
    The woundsss I bear cannot be healed

    All thessse things I can't explain
    Why greenfinger hisss at my name
    Never honesst wordsss
    When my golden leavesss unfurld

    Anything that it took to win
    Sssacrifice wasss made of my kin
    Shattered trunkss and ssound of drumsss
    Floransss couldn't believe what I had done

    Greenfingerrrrss now wait
    To spread my budsss on a sssilver plate
    I have turned intooo a fiendsss
    Oh why did I wantss to be Queensss

    [x2]
    The ssscreams of foesss around are ringing
    Cocoonkin's stabbers and ssswords are ssswinging
    By my leavesss I shall not yield
    The woundsss I bear cannot be healed

    All thessse things I can't explain
    Now I sssit here draped in chainsss
    Never honessst wordsss
    When my golden leavesss unfurld
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2013
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  4. raser12

    raser12 Sandwich Man

    Good job fun to read and "hear" !
     
  5. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    If Anyone has a song they wish Juniper to Floranize please speak up! I prefer to be able to play it in game, meaning I would like to have a .abc file for it, but it's not necessary. But if you have any .abc file that isn't available on the lotro forums or sites do share!
     
  6. Izbj

    Izbj Intergalactic Tourist

    This is the funniest thing I've seen on the forums as of yet! I'm really suprised it hasn't garnered more support... I still hope you continue to do it! Since nobody else has requested anything, might I ask for "Yesterday" by the Beatles to be Floranized? I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a .abc for it.
     
  7. FalcoSparverius

    FalcoSparverius Aquatic Astronaut

    Don't have a .abc (Don't know what that is) but I think it would be interesting if you did 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago...
     
  8. Commander Benny

    Commander Benny Phantasmal Quasar

    maybe could you do "king and lion heart" by of monsters and men. heck just hearing any of these as an actual song rather than in my head would be awesome. you have earned the generals appreciation.
     
  9. Commander Benny

    Commander Benny Phantasmal Quasar

    ahem I meant commander. woops.:confused:
     
  10. DarkAndStormyKnight

    DarkAndStormyKnight The End of Time

    Bravo, very clever
     
  11. alphabetsoup

    alphabetsoup Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I think it would be funny if you Floranized a Disney villain song. Or even a happy and cheerful Disney song, Floranized to be a song about sssstabbingsss and ssssnackingssss, which would be even funnier. I'll leave it up to you which song would be the most entertaining.
     
  12. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    IM BACKSSSS! Floran iss now composeing Yessterday by the Beatlesss. Floran really like this band, enjoy hanging around Beatelss but they are not singing sso much, are you sssure they are band?

    ((If someone wants to sing them by all means go ahead, I am far to shy to sing and no amount of coarsening will get me to =P))
     
  13. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    Yesssterday by Beatless. This is about when Floran was still a bud, one day Hyotls come to village and chased use all away, all just for ACCIDENTALLY sstabbzing one when we hunt fissheys. It was a very sssad time. ((this one is rather short as expected. Not the happiest either :rofl:, www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnaxGFO18o ))

    Yesssterday, all the Floransss did frolic and playy
    Now the Hyotls have chased them alll away T.T
    Oh, I wisssh it, were yessterdayss

    Sssuddenly there was fire rageing aaround me
    There's a 3 eyed shadow ovvver me
    Oh, yesssterday came suddenly
    [x2]
    Whyss they had to sstab
    Hyotls are all so mean
    We did nothingsss wrong
    Oh I wissh its yessterday

    Yesterday we sstabs the fisshyss easilaay
    Nowss we must run and hidess today
    Oh I wissh its yessterday
     
  14. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    25 or 6 to 4:00 by Chicago. Floran write this after Greenfinger take her and 3 friends to the Drysap prisons((I know the song is about the actual process of writing a song but I liked the other theory more =P www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLiuMkGCOC4))

    I atess the Dryssaps oncce todayy
    I jussst don't know what to sssay
    I feelss it coarssing through my viness
    Do I havess that much more timmesss
    I sssits here wissshing I had moreee
    twas Twenty five or sssix vss four

    Oh Floran hatesss thiss placce
    They threwed me down onto my facce
    Dont know if I can sstay awaaake
    How much more before I breaaak
    Should have tried to sstabss them moooreeee
    twas Twenty five or sssix vss four

    Floran isss going to esscape
    Down the hallss a crazy aape
    It helpss Floran run awayyyy
    Apes help save Floran toodayyy
    twas Twenty five or sssix vss four
    twas Twenty five or sssix vss four
     
  15. ArkkanontheGrey

    ArkkanontheGrey Phantasmal Quasar

    How about 'You're Only Second Rate" from Return of Jafar?))
     
  16. Commander Benny

    Commander Benny Phantasmal Quasar

    hey could you maybe do "Gone, gone, gone" by Phillip Phillips, I'd love to see what I song like that would sound like written by a floran. also you should turn these into music videos, you'd be like the captainsparklez of starbound or something!
     
  17. StarScorcher

    StarScorcher Void-Bound Voyager

    Florans are adorable and their accents are epic "as said by avian women"
    Great poem floran, don't eat me :(
     
  18. Knyte

    Knyte Contact!

    ***Transmission***
    -The party was a mess. The roof caved in leaving vines strew about the place at one point, several Florans lay strewn about the room. They are all mumbling or gnawing on something, some are twitching a bit in tune with the jukebox which is still playing softly despite being on its back. There were even a few apex and even a human at the party! Juniper crawls to her feat groggily, a mic still in one hand , she reaches for...

    ...a piece of cheese-

    "Juniper iss bussy being a Floranss. Sshe'll be back ssoon." -a decidedly accent free and quite drunk voice can be heard in the background- "DO FREEBIRD!" before a crash cuts it short. "Sssome one get the human off the roofss pleas...-

    ***static***
    ((Juniper will return soon, once I catch her again >.>))
     
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