Jokes.... Starbound related

The staff here actually prefer you practice Necromancy rather than start a new thread for a subject that's already got one.

Just as long as you have something on-topic to say.

Speaking of...

One day, a Human challenges a Glitch to a "Yo' Momma" Contest. It went about as you'd expect.

Human: Yo' momma's so old she probably runnin' Windows 8!
Glitch: Observation. Factual Statement. Inoffensive.

*Everybody fake-coughs into their fist, turns away and shuffles their feet awkwardly.*

 

Two glitch and a human are back on their ship after a profitable trade with a hylotl book merchant.

One glitch, absentmindedly flipping through a slim volume, says to the other,

"Boke: If hylotl cities are in oceans, how do they manage to read these?"

The other responds,

"Tsukkomi: Please dont take my books into the bath."

The human, busy preparing dinner, mumbles something rude about otaku.

 

Now, if the human had said something about the Glitch's momma running Windows ME....

 

Please.... Somebody... Make one of those Toy Story meme things but have it with StarBound characters and it going something like this:

Birds....

Birds everywhere...!

I would myself but this is just a quick post; I have to go in like ten minutes from posting this.

 

Q: What did the NPC do?
A: Left his/her home to never be seen again!
Get it? Come on guys its all right to laugh. Please?
If you laugh I'll give you a !

 

Human : So I was down at the penal colony the other day, and I found out the ladies there were ruling it.

Human 2 : Wow, a Matriarchy? I didn't know convicts could be so... organized.

Human : They weren't. Their organs seemed to have littered the floor after I was through.

*Human 2 facepalms*

 

So many people can't find this new biome!

To Heck with it!

 

*Asteroid wrecks your home. Save for a nearby old chest.*

You : Huh, strange. I wonder what's in it.

*You open it to find some cool sunglasses. You manage a poker face staring at them with annoyance.*

 

Is that a Floran in your prison or are you happy to see me?

 

ahahahahahaha! you think the cookie makes the joke funny
now gimmi dat cookiez
you said laugh and I get a cookie, you never said laugh at the joke

Humor. Human society.
Rude humor. Floran technology.
Unsure. Apex society?

Stuck up. Glitch forever!

 

You don't get a cookie.

 

http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/starbound-meme.70182/
On the very first reply.

 

Why did the Hylotl fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

How do you make an Apex cry?
Murder his family.

Two Florans walk into a bar.
Their smarter Glitch friend sees this and ducks, avoiding a similar fate.

There once was a woman from Alpha Minoris
The rest of this limerick will not be repeated, as there are many young users on this forum.

 

That's strange... When I first looked at this thread, starting at the first post, I didn't see that. I'm serious! It wasn't there...

But I want to see one with StarBound CHARACTERS! Not the Toy Story characters... And by StarBound characters... I mean like having an Avian or an Apex, etc.

 

Or you could change the question to how do Hylotl make salad

 

This

 

Wheres the diffeence between a neon tube and a Novakid?

The neon tube doesn't change its color with age.

 

Want a joke? Hylotal tried to eat floran....we know how it ended

 

What did the Avian father say to his kid when he came home late..."You're grounded!"

What did the apex say when she saw another apex lifting weights? "Wow, that's a "Big Ape.""

What did the Floran say when it....who am I kidding the answer is always "Stab, Stab!"

 

Clap clap clap, this may deserves a hylotal sushi (I stabed it myself)for that joke