Jokes.... Starbound related

Should we add a "Jokes" section to the "Fan Works" section of the site?

Or maybe people can just use this thread.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Q: What composes electronic music and reveres the MiniKnog?
A: Apex Twin

Hm... maybe I've just created a reason for this thread not to continue....

 

Q:What did the apex say to the floran?
A: Die you scum

 

something something pop-top.

 

Starbound will be released before the end of the year.

/trollface

 

Beta release, yes, or else there will be a mass of refunds.

Full release 2014.

 

Two Florans walk into a bar.
In the Apex part of the bar there comes a loud ... I'm bad at telling jokes.
Ugh.

 

TvK. TBH you did better than most so far, if you'd have finished you'd have done better than me

 

Quick honey, eat your salad before it eats you!

 

Orphanage ^
Thank you I'm here all year...

If you have trouble reading pictures
Q: How do Florans make salad?
A: By running through a Floran orphanage with a weed wacker.

:darkhumor:

 

What do you call a mixture of a Novakid and a Glitch?
A: Clint East-wood.

 

Q: Is Tiy left handed or right handed?
A: Two handed.

Ha - Ha - Ha!

I know, bad joke...

 

A floran and a human are sharing a meal. The human asks the Floran about her sister. The Floran replies "Oh, she's great!". The human then replies "What's she like?". The floran looks the human straight in the eyes and says "Zesty, and great with ranch!"

Also, in before someone says "Starbound's release date":

 

*An Apex and a Human are engaged in a "Your momma" joke contest. A proud and enduring sport that humans boast superiority in over all other races.*

Apex: Your mother lacks such intelligence as to return a bag of donuts to the store for possessing holes!
Human: Yo' momma's so dumb she trieda climb OVER a window to see what was on the other SIDE.
Apex: Hmph! Your mother is so fat she commands her own gravitational pull, and possesses a smaller moon called your father!
Human: ... YO' momma's even FATTER. She got 19 moons an' alla them are MEXICANS.
Avian: OOOOOOH
Floran: OOOOOOH
Apex: Damned clever human... I surrender FOR NOW...
Human: YO' momma's SO FAT, I landed my SHIP there and went explorin', turns out she spawned as an INFINITE WORLD.
Avian: OOOOOOH
Floran: OOOOOOH
Apex: I... I said I surrender! That's... that's just hurtful!!!

 

Did you now beta was released.... they released a beta fish back into the wild.

 

want a joke?
release date
there a joke

 

actully,that is entirely plausable

 

It's spelled Betta! BETTA!

Also, Jesus Christ there's a lot of "jokes" about beta and release.

Say, did I tell you guys the one about the guy who told the beta/release joke?

He wasn't very funny and nobody laughed! *RIMSHOT*

 

Not sure if this have been said before, but I'll give it a shot.
Q: What do Florans like to call the Hylotl?
A: Sushi.

 

In Russia, quest completes you!