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(Joke) Theory about captain noble

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Sinaro 2, Dec 18, 2019.

  1. Sinaro 2

    Sinaro 2 Void-Bound Voyager

    Hear me out:
    outlaw ignoble is actually noble in disguise, because they're both novakids and have similar coloration.
    Hey, anything's possible!

    (any help on where I should post joke threads would be greatly appreciated.)
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  2. Sock_Bunny

    Sock_Bunny Existential Complex

    LIES! ALL LIES! there's no way Captain Ignoble could possibly be the infamous Captain Noble! Are you saying that just because they're yellow?!

    im reporting you to obama
  3. Daikon Ocelot

    Daikon Ocelot Spaceman Spiff

    I think it's quite obvious. He just testing us in the first case before we can go in to real crime-busting. That glasses aren't going to fool anybody. I am 90 percent sure that the Outlaw is the Captain himself.
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  4. Sock_Bunny

    Sock_Bunny Existential Complex

    LIES! I won't believe such talk from you when there's overwhelming evidence that disproves your claim!

    Where is the overwhelming evidence, you ask?
    Well, uh, I'd show you, but, uh, it'd bore you, so...
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  5. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    If you look at the facts I think you'll find that it is actually the player in disguise testing Captain Noble.

    This one is Starbound related so here is fine. If you want to post general jokes use the general discussion forum in the social category.
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  6. Sock_Bunny

    Sock_Bunny Existential Complex

    Now, now, we all know the player never existed in the lore. Haven't you read the lore books, in particular the one titled "Kluex's Diary Entry 255"?
  7. FernBlaze

    FernBlaze Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Ah, but have you considered that the player was captain ignoble all along?
    'Tis but a game.
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  8. Pangaea

    Pangaea Forum Moderator

    Maybe you're Captain Ignoble! He could be anyone. Anyone! But not me.
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  9. Kordharin

    Kordharin Big Damn Hero

    Y'know… there was this whole comment chain that got ruined on YouTube because of a certain AAR-A002 c1rcut. I was a part of it, defending the idea that Ignoble was Noble.

    Thanks to c1rcut, though, I have a new character that I haven't played yet. Normally I'd make a Human, and name him "Captain Badcobra"... but then c1rcut called me "Captain Dumbass". So there's that.

    Before all that happened, I'd thought the two (Noble and Ignoble) were completely separate entities. And then it got me thinking. Them "Rowdy Peacekeepers" are but a joke. Regardless of who Noble actually is, I must thank him for both amusing me, and providing an easier way to survive/travel the universe. Bounty Hunting's been a boon.

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