It's a conspiracy!

What if the crafting interface has been done for months, and Tiy's releasing new information on a lag to appease us and make it seem like everything is happening faster and incredibly efficiently.

Spooky.

EDIT: It's not a conspiracy, it's just a bored jackass. Man you guys are serious about this stuff. Obviously I don't think this is true. At least I hope it's obvious.

 

i watched bartwe's stream today and he just recently got done with it. it looked like he was having some trouble finishing it actually.

 

I figured this thread was going to be about the "Roll on Sunday" or "Roll on Tuesday" things.

 

What possible purpose would that serve?

 

Trolls I tell ya.

 

That is what you think...it wasn't a live stream, it was recorded last year actually.
That is right folks, the devs have kept all kinds of "new" features and videos for a time like this, where everyone is craving for info.
This is how Tiy is able to post daily updates...

 

my mind is blown

 

Well, wow. You do understand, that what you are saying is utterly evil?
EVIL. EVIL. MADNESS.

 

If it's true then that means Tiy is a bit of a crafty SOB. I like it.

But, seriously, if they're making progress anyway then that's good, too.

I also chuckled at Tiy's disclaimer that "roll on" doesn't mean the beta will be available Tuesday. At least they enjoy our incoherent ramblings.

 

A conspiracy theory is an unlikely belief based on insufficient evidence. Like this thread.

 

Now he will be holding an issue of that day's newspaper at the beginning of each stream

 

Actually, not all conspiracy theories are like that, so that is a bad explanation. This one here is not even worthy of being called a conspiracy theory.
Like the theory that the government is holding aliens is actually possible and probable

 

I don't see anything wrong here. So.. Tiy is taking previous information and presenting it as new in an attempt to convince the masses of his team's productivity. Reminds me of the U.S. government and certain Prime Ministers. Perhaps video game developers are the future leaders of humanity.

 

this is true, I watched probably half the stream too

 

Technically, that's both improbable and there is not sufficient evidence.

If there was sufficient evidence, it wouldn't have to be theory, it could be a fact.

 

Actually, there is sufficient evidence for it to be a theory, but not fact.
Because, there are aliens, and it is possible that they are far more advanced than us, but are peaceful, and don't have weapons, which is how the government captured them. But they more than likely are a bunch of dead bodies

 

You got that right. Because this guy thinks the Devs are evil. WHAT KIND OF MIND COULD THINK THAT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DEVELOPING THE BEST GAME EVER?
CAPS LOCK RAGE.
funny thing is, I never use the caps lock, I just use the "shift"

 

It takes time and hard work

 

Thank you for all the memes. I should probably add one.