def think its Porn. I believe he said something about not wanting to make Caroline jealous. I don't think that Caroline, the exercise health nut, has a secret drug problem. lol
Well, idk.. I have a couple of 'those friends' who eat healthy, exercise and do more drugs than Little Richard. They usually don't drink much but everything else- whoaaa..
It's not drugs; I feel like you wouldn't have such flippant reaction options if Pierre was a hardcore addict. If it's porn, it's a funny scene in keeping with the game's mood; if it's drugs your character suddenly becomes a real jerkbag for either letting Pierre stay addicted or using it to make fun of him around town.
Heh, reminds me of the Mayor's Purple Shorts being in Marnie's Bedroom. ConcernedApe, is there something you want to tell us? Is Pelican Town secretly a a rural Detroit?
My first thought was a chocolate stash. That is totally something I'd hide from my spouse. MINE, NOT YOURS. MINE. *Hiss* I'll admit, I also thought it might've been porn after thinking about it, lol.
*pets the Tinfoil cat* here, have some chocolate... Chocolate might work, because that's something that could be a *MINE, MINE ALL MINE!!!* thing...but Pierre doesn't come across as a chocolate addict. Wonder if it's secretly a set of women's underwear, for those times Pierre wants to feel more feminine! (A guy wearing women's undergarments would TOTALLY be a "I gotta hide this* thing. I doubt Pierre would, really, but then, his daughter wolfs down amethysts so who knows?)
Obviously his stash of Fried Calamari. ;D But seriously, my first thought was porn, I didn't even think it could be weed till I saw this post and was like...YUP that makes sense too.
what if it was just some hobby he was embarrassed about like building those tiny boats in glass bottles or model trains
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I can imagine ED-209 bursting through the streets of Pelican Town now and making a visit to Pierre's if it was drugs and Morris/The Witch probably narc'd on him.
I had a few laughs going over what people (and myself) have suggested... Why is everyone assuming it's just one thing? It could be a Joja membership, his collection of porn (that he swears he's only reading for the articles), his drug stash, AND his chocolate stash? Who says Pierre's not a huge hoarder of things? Porn makes the most sense because he's wanting to hide it from his wife, but given he doesn't say what it is, it's fun to guess what a man might want to keep secret from his wife (but not his daughter, strangely enough!)
I think it's just implied he wants to keep it secret from Abby too, but the fact we only mention Caroline in the cutscene is actually one of the reasons why I assumed porn to begin with. If you have a drug or alcohol problem, then yes, your entire family need to know about it for many reasons, but if it's just porn then only your spouse need to know about it. No kid, even as an adult, deserve to know about their parents' porn habits, that would cause more trauma than not knowing if you ask me x.X
[insert the "why not both" meme of internet fame] Though honestly, if his and Carolines relationship similar and is the reverse of my parents, Pierre is hiding expensive food. My dad eats what he sees in the fridge, often with little thought of making sure to share equally or taking diets into consideration (mom has IBS and he's overweight and diabetic). All that to say, Pierre is hiding premium cheese. You see, Abby is a reasonable person who you can share fancy cheese with, she can savour it and appreciate it. Caroline will just chomp down on it with wild abandon and not even pause to enjoy the flavours properly.