Is Pierre's secret stash porn or drugs?

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  1. Androxilogin

    Androxilogin Giant Laser Beams

    Oh yeah, definitely pron by Pierre's reaction.
     
    • sillyVTgirl

      sillyVTgirl Poptop Tamer

      def think its Porn. I believe he said something about not wanting to make Caroline jealous. I don't think that Caroline, the exercise health nut, has a secret drug problem. lol
       
      • Androxilogin

        Androxilogin Giant Laser Beams

        Well, idk.. I have a couple of 'those friends' who eat healthy, exercise and do more drugs than Little Richard. They usually don't drink much but everything else- whoaaa..
         
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        • Baruch_S

          Baruch_S Big Damn Hero

          It's not drugs; I feel like you wouldn't have such flippant reaction options if Pierre was a hardcore addict. If it's porn, it's a funny scene in keeping with the game's mood; if it's drugs your character suddenly becomes a real jerkbag for either letting Pierre stay addicted or using it to make fun of him around town.
           
          • RAINBIRD55

            RAINBIRD55 Starship Captain

            Now THAT'S the definition of 'creepy'!
             
            • Compass Fox

              Compass Fox Aquatic Astronaut

              Heh, reminds me of the Mayor's Purple Shorts being in Marnie's Bedroom.

              ConcernedApe, is there something you want to tell us? Is Pelican Town secretly a a rural Detroit?
               
              • jafred2015

                jafred2015 Void-Bound Voyager

                I lol'd.
                 
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                • TheTinfoilCat

                  TheTinfoilCat Space Hobo

                  My first thought was a chocolate stash. That is totally something I'd hide from my spouse. MINE, NOT YOURS. MINE. *Hiss*

                  I'll admit, I also thought it might've been porn after thinking about it, lol.
                   
                  • musical74

                    musical74 Cosmic Narwhal

                    *pets the Tinfoil cat* here, have some chocolate...

                    Chocolate might work, because that's something that could be a *MINE, MINE ALL MINE!!!* thing...but Pierre doesn't come across as a chocolate addict.

                    Wonder if it's secretly a set of women's underwear, for those times Pierre wants to feel more feminine! (A guy wearing women's undergarments would TOTALLY be a "I gotta hide this* thing. I doubt Pierre would, really, but then, his daughter wolfs down amethysts so who knows?)
                     
                    • xMel248

                      xMel248 Void-Bound Voyager

                      Obviously his stash of Fried Calamari. ;D

                      But seriously, my first thought was porn, I didn't even think it could be weed till I saw this post and was like...YUP that makes sense too.
                       
                      • Smallcorners

                        Smallcorners Subatomic Cosmonaut

                        If he does not want to make Caroline jealous... then maybe the Wizard is sending him love letters?
                         
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                        • justinemann

                          justinemann Seal Broken

                          what if it was just some hobby he was embarrassed about like building those tiny boats in glass bottles or model trains
                           
                          • musical74

                            musical74 Cosmic Narwhal

                            *As Stardew Valley Turns looks into secrets today! Why is Pierre hiding things from his wife and daughter, but NOT some farmer that he barely knows? Does he feel that this farmer has the look of *you can keep secrets, right?* Find out in the latest episode of As Stardew Valley turns!*

                            (As Stardew Valley turns is a reference to a soap opera called As the World turns)
                             
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                            • BaconBaka

                              BaconBaka Subatomic Cosmonaut

                              I can imagine ED-209 bursting through the streets of Pelican Town now and making a visit to Pierre's if it was drugs and Morris/The Witch probably narc'd on him.
                               
                              • TheSoupIsTooStrong

                                TheSoupIsTooStrong Space Hobo

                                Lewd pictures of Morris? Maybe?






                                Just assume yes
                                 
                                • TaleSpinnerGames

                                  TaleSpinnerGames Industrial Terraformer

                                  My ten year old is absolutely certain it's a chocolate stash.
                                   
                                  • musical74

                                    musical74 Cosmic Narwhal

                                    I had a few laughs going over what people (and myself) have suggested...

                                    Why is everyone assuming it's just one thing? It could be a Joja membership, his collection of porn (that he swears he's only reading for the articles), his drug stash, AND his chocolate stash? Who says Pierre's not a huge hoarder of things?

                                    Porn makes the most sense because he's wanting to hide it from his wife, but given he doesn't say what it is, it's fun to guess what a man might want to keep secret from his wife (but not his daughter, strangely enough!)
                                     
                                    • Reeke

                                      Reeke Master Chief

                                      I don't think Pierre is that bad.
                                       
                                      • Minimanta

                                        Minimanta Spaceman Spiff

                                        I think it's just implied he wants to keep it secret from Abby too, but the fact we only mention Caroline in the cutscene is actually one of the reasons why I assumed porn to begin with.
                                        If you have a drug or alcohol problem, then yes, your entire family need to know about it for many reasons, but if it's just porn then only your spouse need to know about it. No kid, even as an adult, deserve to know about their parents' porn habits, that would cause more trauma than not knowing if you ask me x.X
                                         
                                        • BouncingCactus

                                          BouncingCactus Big Damn Hero

                                          [insert the "why not both" meme of internet fame]

                                          Though honestly, if his and Carolines relationship similar and is the reverse of my parents, Pierre is hiding expensive food. My dad eats what he sees in the fridge, often with little thought of making sure to share equally or taking diets into consideration (mom has IBS and he's overweight and diabetic).

                                          All that to say, Pierre is hiding premium cheese. You see, Abby is a reasonable person who you can share fancy cheese with, she can savour it and appreciate it. Caroline will just chomp down on it with wild abandon and not even pause to enjoy the flavours properly.
                                           

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