Is Pierre's secret stash porn or drugs?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Alphapharmer, Feb 28, 2017.

  1. Alphapharmer

    Alphapharmer Subatomic Cosmonaut

    I'm thinking porn because Pierre seems particularly worried about his wife finding it. I guess he could be worried about her finding drugs but it just seems like porn is what he's hiding. Pierre is such a pathetic cuck I'm sure he never gets laid from his wife, or anyone else for that matter so porn is all he's got. Weed might make sense too tho because it would be tough to live his pathetic existence without the crutch of some kind of substance. Constantly being reminded that he's not a real man and his store will never come close to the greatness that is Joja must be tough. Morris on the other hand, doesn't need drugs. He's addicted to his work. Works 14 hours a day EVERY day. That is what a real man looks like. And he does it all with a smile. Truly a man to be admired.
     
    • springacres

      springacres Phantasmal Quasar

      I always thought it was pot he was selling as a sideline, though now that you mention it, porn could also make sense. Maybe he has a secret fetish he doesn't want Caroline finding out about. All sorts of interesting possibilities here.
       
      • Minimanta

        Minimanta Spaceman Spiff

        Could be so many things, really, but my first thought was porn.
         
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        • LuthienNightwolf

          LuthienNightwolf Oxygen Tank

          I tend to think it's weed, but mostly because I feel like porn might be a little too adult for this game, even if it's only implied. But maybe that's why CA never openly shows us what it is...it's for us to decide.

          Personally I'd rather know why my farmer was snooping through stuff in their bedroom.
           
          • ZeroMGA

            ZeroMGA Industrial Terraformer

            I generally agree, but I good naturedly must poke fun at the idea of porn being too adult for SDV which features homelessness, alcoholism, PTSD, depression, potential adulterous behavior, and numerous other social/emotional issues. Porn seems almost healthy in comparison to some of them :O haha
             
            • Jaed

              Jaed Industrial Terraformer

              I figured it was *gasp* Joja Cola.
               
              • LuthienNightwolf

                LuthienNightwolf Oxygen Tank

                Right, but those are things kids can encounter in their lives because of parents or relatives etc. They may not always understand them but they can still be exposed to them. Porn on the other hand, that's something that should be firmly kept hidden away. That's my distinction between the two - but again, since we're not really told what it is he's hiding, we're kind of free to make that call on our own.
                 
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                • Eikos

                  Eikos Scruffy Nerf-Herder

                  Pierre seemed more like a pot kind of guy to me. Something about his appearance and general backstory.
                   
                  • Odd Farmer

                    Odd Farmer Big Damn Hero

                    Whatever it is, it gave me a good laugh and that's all I need^^
                     
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                    • springacres

                      springacres Phantasmal Quasar

                      I see him as more of a dealer than a user, personally. I know Sebastian was (is?) supposed to be a recreational user, so I just sort of assume that Pierre is his source.
                       
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                      • Jerev

                        Jerev Pangalactic Porcupine

                        What concernded me more was the question: what the hell was my farmer doing by breaking into Pierre's and Caroline's bedroom and searching through their belongings?
                        Same goes for every cutscene where the farmer seemed to have watched the villagers from the nearest bush or tree. Are we playing a creepy stalker?
                         
                        • springacres

                          springacres Phantasmal Quasar

                          Considering you can walk into people's bedrooms when you barely know them, um... possibly? Two hearts isn't much of a relationship.
                           
                          • Cramped Sultana

                            Cramped Sultana Big Damn Hero

                            When Haley asks you what you do all day, one of the choices to answer her is "I snoop around in your bedroom". So at least he's an honest creep. As for Pierre, I'm going with naughty pictures of Juminos. "Oh yeah, baby...harvest those crops for Papa to buy..."
                             
                            • LuthienNightwolf

                              LuthienNightwolf Oxygen Tank

                              Oh man, the art ideas. >u<
                               
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                              • seth0et0holth

                                seth0et0holth Star Wrangler

                                LOL, I think it's left up to the imagination but I always saw it as his pics with Elliot. Come on, we know those two would have a lot in common and somehow, I think Pierre swings both ways
                                 
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                                • Filmstudy

                                  Filmstudy Subatomic Cosmonaut

                                  Along these lines, when giving Jas or Vincent a gift with no adult in the area to supervise, does anyone think "Nothing creepy about this..."
                                   
                                  • midnight_von_corgstein

                                    midnight_von_corgstein Void-Bound Voyager

                                    ok heres my take on it: pierre has 2nd story windows right? so he must have a second story, but you just can't go up there.. and i'm thinking its drugs... of the white variety
                                     
                                    • Cramped Sultana

                                      Cramped Sultana Big Damn Hero

                                      Oh, I have it. Pierre is secretly writing fanfiction pairing up various villagers with each other. "Mayor Lewis quivered for the touch of Linus' calloused fingers. The wild man smelled of spiced plums and catfish and summer rainfall..." or "Evelyn, this isn't right. What about George?" Shane whispered hoarsely. "Shhhh..." Evelyn's cookie-sweet breath tickled against his ear. "And I told you...call me 'Granny'"
                                       
                                      • CowsGoM00

                                        CowsGoM00 Subatomic Cosmonaut

                                        I think its a map leading to where he hid the body...
                                         
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                                        • Balduranne

                                          Balduranne Poptop Tamer

                                          This would make sense. Alternatively it's some shady ledgers that he didn't want anyone to see
                                           
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