Introducing... (drum roll)... J33M!!!

J33M bot, together we shall rule the galaxy and put an end to the abomination known to us all as the florans. As my loyal companion, we shall travel through space, preying on any and all who stand in our way...

 

My creator has returned. Floran, meet the Apex who personally programmed me.

 

Welcome back, sir. I've got a Floran in your holding cell who claims to have no affiliation with his kinsmen, nor does he wish us any harm. Quite the contrary, actually. He claims that he wants to aid us on our conquest perhaps.

 

hmmm...i question this floran's position, he may be a spy...J33M bot, please schedule a torture seesion for tomorow in the brig, i want to see his true colors...until then, keep a close watch on him

 

The Florans' physical build may not be as durable as the Apex', sir. He may not be able to withstand such measures. If we were to accidentally kill him we might lose any insight into their species' weaknesses and we could lose a potential ally.

 

Fair enough J33M bot, good speculation on your part, prep him for interrogation, but be gentle, we dont want to lose any valuable information

 

Shall I handcuff him to the interrogation chair and shine a lamp in his face, sir?

 

of course J33M bot, you know the drill...

 

This is kind of fun to watch.

 

what is your race knave!?

 

None of the above.

 

DON'T LIE YOU INSOLENT CUR!!!

 

I should have known you wouldnt respond, YOU FLORAN SCUM!!!

 

Hello Ion It seems that you have come to my attention. I hope to do buisiness with you.
I am a well respected scientist among my kind and have many skills and abilities to offer you....for a price.

 

I am afraid that my creator, Mytoo, is the one who does the business. I just carry out his orders. For the sake of conversation though, what kind of price? And what race might you be?

 

Yes, do tell, what is your race my "scientist" friend?

 

Greetings. I am neutral, but what I am is, perhaps, beyond comprehension...

For the sake of simplicity you may lump me in with humanity.

Welcome to the galaxy.

 

Salutations. I hope to see you out there among the stars. What shall I call you?

 

Hello! Welcome to the Galaxy!

I'm not sure about my neutrality but my existence is not aforementioned above.

Anyways, good luck on your journey

 

Ah, welcome J33M and your mechanical ways.
Let hope follow you throughout your long lifespan. I am a sentinel being, the one who watches. I will protect my visitors and inhabitants, either it be floran or glitch.