Innuendos, Innuendos...

So when I said Sebastian's line, I had no idea I actually said it word for word

he said this on a rainy fall day. oh, sebby~
this is probably one of his more "could vaguely interpret it as sexy times" but yeah in general he's not as openly flirty

sebastian is a man of few words
and yet those words steal me away

 

Aww you are so cute with him. BTW your house is so cool. Mine looks like junk still.

 

awww thanks! and haha thanks, i've been trying to work on my house. still got a lot to do tho.

 

I only have furniture from donating and I have only bought a few wallpapers. I forget to go check for stuff to buy.

 

Yeah it's a habit I've had to acquire, I still forget often OTL

 

It fookin' better be m8. *smashes fist into hand* or me 'n' @mrobake are gonna have nice long talk with Sam!

 

Exactly. Well, I already threaten him every time I see him and tell him that if I ever saw him "hanging out" with Penny again then he has got another thing comin'.

 

The last day of year two Leah said that she wanted to do something fun tonight and gave me some wine. The day after she said with a blush: "That was some way to ring in the new year..."

 

I think that when Pam asks you to get her a battery for her remote, she's actually intending to use it for something else....

 

so I remember reading this with a cave carrot and assumed what Haley was doing with them, but then I got this and I am just extremely concerned

 

Hahaha yeah, in my playthrough she also asked for an eel....I dunno if that's supposed to be even worse or not...

 

Speaking about Pam and batteries... When you get a high enough friendship level with her, she will sometime send you a battery with the mail, why the hell does she need a battery if she send you some regularly?

 

I am no girl, but I smell something fishy about Haley's request...

 

i'M A GIRL AND I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND? ?? ? ??
maybe i am just out of the loop

(your pun made me laugh)

 

Eyo Haley here's your fish!---- (v'o')> - - - - ><> ('o'v) ----Thanks!

 

This actually explains why some guys complain that the female... Err, lower parts, smells like fish.

 

Well, this is quite rare for Leah to say something like this. IDK what she is thinking about me...

She teased me!

 

As I recall, she mentioned she happened to find it. I know she says she found beer in her closet when she sends you one.

 

I thought I'd heard it all from Elliott, but I was wrong.

Apparently putting fresh tomatoes in the fridge really turns Elliott on. No really, that's what I was doing right before he said that.

 

It's a well kept secret among guys that fresh tomatoes that have just begun to cool below room temperature is extremely attractive! Try it next time and be amazed. At how it does absolutely nothing