If you were to create a weapon...

I know.... I would, obviousley, make THE CUPCAKE GUN (similar to the pizza gun) It shoots marvelous cupcakes at you, with different frostings flavors, and COLORS. Ex.
-FROSTINGS-
Vanilla- A normal frosting. Slows enemy down and does a small bit of damage
Chocolate- A normal frosting. Speeds anything you hit up, but does devestating damage
Vanilla Chocolate swirl- rare frosting. Slown enemy down, speeds friendlies up, EXTREME damage *Swirling explode effect*
Strawberry: X-TREME frosting. Paralyses enemy, X-TREME damage, slow firing, gravity effect (like grenade) Destroyes many tiles
Strawberry vanilla swirl- OMG frosting. Paralyses enemy, slows down after un-parylization speeds up enemy, fast firing speed, can switch between grenade and bullet effect, can switch between exploding and normal effect, OMG damage

-COLORS-
These don't add to cupcake, just vanity

-CUPCAKE-
I don't know what you call cupcake bread...
Normal- Just normal. Small damage
Banana- Rare. Large damage, banana minions spawn after fire
Strawberry- Rare. Grenade effect, X-TREME damage, makes clouds of red stuff that NPC's can't see through and other players screen gets blocked up
Chocolate- OMG. Switchable grenade/bullet effect, destroys tiles, large explosion effect, cloggs enemy screen, NPC's cant see through, OMG damage, X-TREME fastness, bloats enemy/makes slower, bosses attacks are weakened

 

A should tht doubles as a gun, then there would be a use for dual wielding shields ^_^

 

I'd create the backwards gun.
Every time you shoot, the bullet or laser flies in from offscreen and leaps down the barrel of the gun, or into anything in the way (thus not making it to the gun)

 

Light boomerangs.

 

I like the idea of vanity cupcakes lol. It would be awesome if Starbound had Customizable Weapons in terms of Vanity.

 

Cupcake gun? Mhhhhh

 

Nuclear hand grenade more of a last resort weapon but a weapon none the less.

 

So many choices...

I'd probably add a techno-neonstripes-covered maul/hammer/war hammer
Or the Bolter from WH40k

 

Something spammy, so I don't have to aim. I'm not so good at aiming most of the time.

 

Laser Crossbows. The bolts are lasers, the strings are lasers, the trigger is a laser, and we stapled some lasers on the side for good measure.

 

Unreal Megashark with infinite crystal bullets.

 

A lazer. Just... a pure lazer.

 

A scythe with a normal or laser blade.

 

I believe that your weapon could use a little more laser, Breather
Actually all the weapons I would create would be all the things listed here with lasers attached to them

 

Cupcake Launcher, or the weapon in my signature. Shoot clones of myself at people.

 

A Black Hole Generator.

 

A giant spartan shield with laser blade edges for attack and defnse

 

Raccoon Ban Hammer

Highest damage possible
When used right, can be swung 40 times every 3 seconds
When it hits an enemy, it stuns them for 3-5 seconds
In Multiplayer, it can ban people from the server



ADD IT.

 

NO, just... no.

 

Well why not?