If you could add one weapon/feature to your ship...

Speaking of 'so damn useful', i'd have a towel rack/dispenser. :D

 

Gigantic Nano Blaster. Size Doesn't matter.

 

A portal gun.

 

I would really like to have a sauna. Nothing like a cleansing sauna session after some planet traipsing!

 

A Cannon that shoots Crocodiles at evveryone I have, Also those crocodiles would shoot heat seeking killer bees, which would ensure the lack of an escape.​

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Two words, Earthshaker Missiles. Named as such because a single one going off causes an entire planet to shake violently for several seconds. Not to mention that each missile splits into 15 homing missiles after it explodes.

 

The Death Star Cannon.
I want to show up to a planet and be like "It's kool, I'm kool, you kool." in my Eddie Murphy voice. Then I would make friends with their leader. And then I would immediately return to my space station, and begin powering up my laser cannon. Right before it goes off Admiral Akbar would randomly appear on the planet and say "IT'S A TRAP!!!" then the planet would blow up, and Obi-wan Kenobi would say "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." Then I'll put on my neon green sunglasses and fly away.
Ya, so I want a death star cannon.

 

Probably a chainsaw launcher-launcher. Just in case my ship's main chainsaw launcher gets destroyed i can launch myself another chainsaw launcher, so the chainsaws don't have to stop launching... launcher.

 

I want this weapon mounted into a special secret weapon compartment on my ship...

Just blast those tough enemies with a Master Spark!

 

Nuclear chaingun.

enough said.

 

I'd install a Tardis.

 

I've probably been watching too much SGA but I'd definitely add some

lots & lots of drones...

 

Add a Yamato Cannon and have all the walls have windows in them xD

 

I only know what those are because of Gmod

 

Flux capacitor I'll back to the future style my space ship

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZFHTa6TfA

 

Maybe a *SELF-DESTRUCT DO NOT POKE!* Button, for those times of need.
Or a Penguin Launcher. *Now comes in SANDBAG MODE! (Reference to Learn to Fly 2)*

 

A cup-holder

 

Auto shark cannon that can be switched to manual.

 

I have one weapon for you B.H.G.C. or Black, Hole, Generating, Cannon.