If you could add any item from Starbound to real life...

I know a few people who would benefit from an inferior brain as well, its as if theirs is broken

 

Ever watch Idiocracy? This may happen if there are too many people with superior brains.

 

It would have to be the starship. That thing alone would help solve a lot of the scientific questions about the universe. Plus, i'd love to go planet to planet looking for suitable atmospheres to be in. Then I can assist with starting up a colony. Fun bit, I get teleportation with it so I can teleport back to earth! Then I can assist with teleporting people to the faraway planets where we are starting new colonies!

But I am so totally not allowing them to reverse engineer it.

EDIT: Given that it does a lot of 'space' I imagine the ships are extreamly durable. On top of that, insanely radiation resistant. On top of -that- dont forget the teleporter. Anyone who attempts to abduct me will quickly find themselves short a hostage.

 

Assuming the copy of Starbound is modded, I'd take the creative box for obvious reasons.

Else, the butterfly boost.

 

The Glitch. They count as an item, right?

 

You mean a duplication glitch ?

 

Other than the most obvious answer, (My hat as seen on my avatar,) Probably the Rusty chair blueprints. What the heck would I do without it really?

 

Hmm, possibly the Energy Dash tech. I've always dreamed of going fast...

 

Unless there's a wall behind you. Then you're screwed.

 

Retro sword plz. I'd toss them sword beams for days

 

have to sit in soft clean chairs, or hard clean chairs
but either way hard, dirty, likely-to-break-any-second chairs beat all

 

haha, very true. But I believe that wall thing would translate to -roof- IRL ;p.

 

To be fair, all chairs provide relief from becoming more hungry, so even that rusty chair could help significantly in situations where people have delayed access to food. Like the Donner Party.

 

right, but outside that benefit I think I would rather have a bed, solid purple bed of course
because purple is superior to all other colors, no exceptions to this scientific fact. I have no proof of this statement.

 

Obviously a peanut butter trap.

The peanut butter is good for PB+J and the box will be my new home. And i can use the stick as a spear. Wait you can summon a boss with that? Oh...