If you could add any item from Starbound to real life...

Living Poop. For obvious reasons.

 

Can I bring back a stim merchant? I mean they never run out of stims and those things do some sweet stuff.

 

Hmm. I think to you guys who know me, it's pretty obvious what I would choose. Or more accurately, Who.

 

Looks like a four-some of a Bulbasaur, Charmander, Caterpie and a Squirtle.

Besides the matter manipulator, I'll take a sample of Ferozium

 

I can see bulbasaur, charmander, and caterpie in derrick, but I dont see the squirtle, I must be missing something painfully obvious

 

Or you would "go missing" and they would "invent" it.

 

Matter Manipulator. If the controls are fine enough, use it to produce an assembly line that makes more matter manipulators, and then sell them to the world and make a fortune, as well as probably pioneering a new line of technology based off of them.

 

Actually, a better idea would to get one of them science-y Apex computers.

That way, it would tell me WHEN MY THREADS WERE REPLIED TO. Not 3 months later.

 

The spaceship. That way, we can chuck some coal in the engine and fly to some other planet. Then, we can find valuable metal under a giant tree guarded by blue cat people, that are living in harmony with colorful humanoid birds that make golden pyramids! Or maybe we'll just find another Pulse Jump tech.

 

Assuming we have weapons on our spaceship, I'd dare those mofos to try.

 

Does your ship in Starbound have weapons? I don't think it does.

 

there are guns.

 

I believe the glitch ship has a cannon

 

All jokes aside, yes. Up there: A legit one. Human one has little guns too. Though I don't see how cannonballs would be remotely effective in a zero gravity environment. A single push will repel them.

 

Some have non-functional ones, some of the bigger ones do judging by the pictures, and they were talking about space battles anyway. What's a ship without guns?

 

Well, if I could have any item from starbound, it would be the human mech! Titanfall would become reality! *insane laugh*

 

I'd love to have the low gravity jump physics, that would be fun.

 

An Agaran, hell there'd finally be new content on the AM thread

 

Teacher nagging?
DROP A TITAN ON IT
Boss being a jerk?
DROP A TITAN ON IT
Crush refuses to go out with you?
DROP A TITAN ON IT AND IMMEDIATELY GO CRY IN A CORNER

 

A superior brain.

I can think of about 7 billion people who need one.