I would literally kill someone, just to play StarBound right now....

You better start learn programming and stuff then ;P

Believe me, it's a cool thing to learn

 

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I would make sweet tender love to that panda right now if it meant this game comes out like....immediately.

 

"I said, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in with Starbound. I'm gonna bash them RIGHT, the fuck, in."

 

I would make sweet love anyway

 

I passed the 90 day mark some time ago and we've still received no official word about when we are leaving, but a bunch of marines who just showed up said they heard we would be here till we hit roughly 8 months. Thankfully the internet here is enough to get online, I've yet to see if it is good enough for server play though.

 

Did someone say murder?

 

People people... Why would you need a reason for murder?

 

wait i didn't do anything officer i didn't kill all those people....

 

I would think of it as a ritualistic sacrifice to the dev gods that brings the game/beta that much closer to completion........

 

Haha we all know that feeling. I get a little bit too excited when I see some new info (like when I saw the space travel on Tiys stream). Unfortunately, the dead bodies are piling up for me and we are no closer to the release date it seems (well other than the fact that every second that passes we become a second closer to it). So take it from me and save yourself the mess and don't kill anybody!

P.S. I did not really kill anyone. (Just sayin for you gullible peeps out there)

 

I'm going into the NASA program for hopes to quench my thirst starbound.

 

Just don't kill anyone from Chucklefish 0_0

 

Welcome to the club. We have membership pins and if you subscribe to our newsletter you get a free T-Shirt that says, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIVE ME STARBOUND OR I WILL LEGITIMATELY RAPE YOU TO DEATH"

 

I know some people you could off... Wait you should probably PM me, a public forum might not be the appropriate place to discuss this err sensitive matter. Also it could theoretically speed up the developmental process of starbound.

 

That's all it takes to win the internet? Well I dare say, if I had witnesses I would have won the internet + a Hugo award to boot a few years back!

 

I'm going crazy for starbound but not to the point I'd kill someone to play! ._.

 

Kill someone -> play Starbound -> go to jail -> don't get to play Starbound for quite a long time.
Wait patiently -> play Starbound -> play more Starbound -> play more more Starbound.

The choice is yours.

 

You marine corps skaree?