I think the beta is already out, you just don't have access to it

Oh my glob that has to be it! The smug bastard!

 

How delightfully meta.

 

Time isn't linear (and it may not even be a dimension - it could be an emergent property of the structure of space), but human conciousness enforces a kind of linearity to the experience of the passage of time it that is essentially impossible to treat time as non-linear, experientially.

 

Well, people assume time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.

 

Let him explain it.

 

possible Men In Black 3 references incoming!

 

My favorite part of this post is black text on a grey background.

 

I even have the full release from the future in front of me but i can't reach it. It's swinging like a carrot in front of my nose

 

The devteam has already said that a closed, private beta has been running with access given to close friends and family of the devs since November.

 

in a parallel universe the game is already released and it sucks, don't make this universe become like that universe be patient. I've been in that universe and the horrors I've seen will last me 10 life times.