"i mean common? who'd wanna get stabbed?"

Discussion in 'Create-A-Hat' started by GrayGriffon, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. GrayGriffon

    GrayGriffon Subatomic Cosmonaut

    "i mean common who'd wanna get stabbed?"

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    this was the question i found myself asking, to the business end of a space-age looking Katana. the question was one with a simple answer. "Certainly NOT me!" and since the answer to that question was so simple. That meant the question the masked Samurai had asked, was ALSO very simple!

    "Why of course i'll do it! heck i'll do what ever kind of freak'n pixel art you want! just please Don't stab me with that very, very mean looking sword." i begged.

    "good" the man in the velvet mask said, with a smile, "i'm glad we understand each other." (well it wasn't so much a smile. it was more the edges of his lips moving up slightly at the sight of me squirming in my chair)

    "Any specific design you had in mind?" i asked carefully. i'd been in situations like this before. So i knew it was best to get the picture right the first time.

    "yes, make the hat blue, and make the mask look like the one i'm wearing." he said in his deep gravely voice.

    This sounded very self-centered to me, but i sure wasn't going to tell him that!

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    aaaaaannnd that was how i ended up doing the official pixel art entry for the WSMA (the Wandering Space Mercenary Association)

    Things important for you to know
    1. this hat is based off the awesome hat worn by a real life, extremely hansom, WSMA Merch! and he's single (What the heck?! am i setting up your Cregs-list or making you pixel art? WHOA! whoa whoa whoa whoa... okay fine i'll write it! just put down the sword. goodness)
    2. The mask (AKA the red rag tied around his face) is made of an advanced velvet material that is completely see through from one side. meaning that despite the appearance of being blind, the wearer can still shoot a dart rifle (painfully) accurate. ( no really! he managed to hit me at 3,000 yards without a scope)
    3. the hat is made of bamboo- (put down the sword!) *cough cough* i meant, a space age type of bamboo found on only one known planet in all the galaxy. This bamboo is as strong as titanium steel, yet, still manages to be extremely flexible.

    Reasons you should chose this hat!
    1. i really, really like my head attached to the rest of my body!
    2. i really, really, dont want to die in this gosh-forsaken prison cell.
    3. previously mentioned space mercenary has a really cool hot-rod of a ship, and really is just looking for someone who'll love him. he doesn't even care what race they are! (dude! this isn't a dating site for old scary men! stop having me write stuff like that!)
    4. the extremely buff space mercenary really isn't that old! 30 maybe 40 tops! (there happy now?)

    Notes
    i know i'm no pixel artist, but i tried my hardest :DD so win or lose, thanks for taking the time to read my submission. I really appreciate what you do. Have a very nice day! (or night depending on when your reading this)
     
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  2. Neonova

    Neonova Big Damn Hero

    Hehehe, Cobalt hat!
    Well, very good spriting ;P I liked!
     
  3. GrayGriffon

    GrayGriffon Subatomic Cosmonaut

    eh... a bit i suppose, honestly i didn't even think about it. its been updated by the way (the discription is a lot better now) thanks for your reply
     

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