So... I found this... thing... Inside an Ocean Plant. And it shoots rainbows. -.-" That don't light up anything!
You kidding me? I've always dreamed of killing that which can barf rainbows as a weapon! In theory ofcourse, if something could barf rainbows at me and hurt me, I'd be horrified due to how mixed my feelings would be on that.
I was exploring a planet when I came to a tower that stretched to the sky and beyond, filled with creatures of pure evil after murderously slaughtering them all I found a tomb with the face of one of the creatures, guarded by scores of them. I slaughtered all of them as well and took their dark treasures for their own the universe has been purged of more of the winged horrors that can not fly
I found a horrible monstrosity in the middle of the desert. It was orange and had a floppy stub protruding from its head. I trapped it in a capture pod and trained it. I named him Unicorn. He was my best friend. One fateful day, I took him for a walk through the Avian village I lived in. That's when he snapped, wiping out the entire market before I could catch him. After that, I dug a hole straight down to the core of the planet. I took the filled capture pod and tossed it in. That was the last I ever saw of Unicorn. I filled up the hole and trudged to the local bar to drown my sorrows.
In Stable, the best creature I could tame was a centaur with hooved feet and a fluffy tail, as well as a shell. It breathed fire, and despite being a cute little thing, it was the only pet I could find that could kill an entire level 10 apex village by itself, without ANY assistance or resummoning. In Unstable/Nightly, the best I found just rams into walls like a moron.
You think about things that I don't think. I like it. So... How should we call this beast...? Rainbarf? Rainblargh? Slupukacoloh? SlaAaAargh?! *spitting while talking*
Some of the objects (e.g. weapons, creatures) in this game can get pretty ridiculous at times. I must ask just how these monstrosities are capable of producing offensive bubbles or dark gravity balls... unless they're on very high tier planets of course. Then all bets should be off.
I ran into a creature that was touched by Satan himself. It could form an "Eye of Zotor" and spew numerous red lasers at me. Fittingly, it was on a hellish Volcano planet. Fortunately, I had a sturdy shield I "borrowed" from an Apex dungeon, and Tier 6 armour.
I found an evil winged thing, that shoots ice at me. ;o; It sorta looks like Mr. Mime or some Pokemon grew wings. Found it a Delta Lambda Eri 87 IV
I-I landed on this planet, Having never been to one that read 'alien' life forms... I was not prepared.
