I am a wHorrible "Husband" .. .. ...

So In this in most recent farm life (after restarting about 8 times or so) I finally decided to get married. Well I romanced all the singles both men and women because well I was making friends for the achievements... I decided that Sebastian was the guy for me, though I had given bouquets to Alex, Sebastian, and Sam... well! The night before the wedding I had 10 heart scenes with the three of them! So there I was "sleeping" with Sam, smooching with Alex in the back of the bar, and out on a midnight ride with Sebastian.... ... That was just umm strange lol but funny... and of course now I am going to finish the ladies and the other guy because I am a whorrible person! Sebby is already getting mad at me for giving people gifts... Really? *bleep* I give you a void egg every morning! The least I can do is give Harvey a Cup of Cofffee, Sam a Pizza, and Cook Alex a complete breakfast two times a week.

I also think that Kent and Jodi are swingers... Just gonna put that out their!
They invited me over for "fish" casserole the other night... hahaha

I'm just waiting for the mod where I cam marry them all! Why? Because I want all of them to come to my "farm" hahaha

 

EEEEH they still get jealous now even after the patch!? Ack!

 

When was the patch? This happened yesterday, so if it has changed sense then >.>

 

They stil will get jealous its a way of life.

@Rubicant1982 And your a Whorrible Husband ! Shame on you

 

@Lanx12 at least it happened before I got married ... though I wont have a good excuse for the next 5 LOL

 

Just say you drank to much. Always the best line

 

"I WAS DRUNK, I DON'T REMEMBER A THING!"

...worst excuse ever.

 

I still want a Poly mod! I want to bring all the boys home with me well maybe not Harvey... he is kinda ... yea ... >.>
OH Harvey.....

 

You're not alone. I refrained from marrying anyone and got all the candidates up to 8 hearts and gave them all bouquets.


I'm starting a harem.

 

yesss!

 

We can all live that hopeful dream. One day...the Harem dream shall come to pass.

 

Life Goal: Get all the singles (male and female) up to 8 hearts and get it on... before getting married.

 

I refused to give the males bouquets, heck none of them are even CLOSE to 8 hearts and i'm 1/2 through year 2.

I speak to them when I see them, but other than that...NOPE NOPE NOPE!

 

You sir need to expand your uh mind
If it is good enough for Sparta!

 

This is Stardew !!! -dramatic pose in a speedo-
...-waits for comebacks-

 

YUS!

 

Aahahahahahaha I'm waiting for hte full Spartan character sprites/portraits mods for the game.

 

....I applaud your charm.