Hylotl Seem Kind of Stuck Up

floran defecated in water firsssssst

 

That's an awful lot of syllables for a floran...

 

not all floran are primitive. Greenfinger taught sssssome of usssss well.

 

You clearly don't know anything of our refined tastes. We are the only one who are living under the water, unlike you, inferior races who don't even know how to make a proper bed!

Seriously though, Hylotl style is my favorite : It's welcoming, unlike Floran, Apex, Avian and human stuff.

 

On the one hand, only the hylotl and humans have government shows any regard for the basic rights of sentient life; the remaining four races' governments all engage in torture, ritual sacrifice, mental reprogramming, and/or unspeakable scientific experimentation. (And judging by the human prisons, humanity's words and deeds might not match -- though the same could be true of the thus far unseen hylotl.)

On the other hand, they are really pretentious, snooty, and arrogant, so it's no wonder they are constantly mocked and derided by the other races. Which is kind of a shame -- if they could pull their heads out of their cloacas, they could probably be a great ally for humanity and the rebels of more dictatorial peoples. But they'd rather make yet another lilypad painting and tell every other sentient being they encounter how awesome it is.

 

If the village is like the one Apex village I encountered a while back, then the Hytlotl would be flooded with Magma, not water.

 

Ah, I remember the early days when Hylotl were looked down upon by ALL races. How the mighty have fallen. It's good that 35% of you recognize the truth.

 

It would be really cool if we could change our character's personalities. That would mean more lines have to be typed...but I really hate how much of an asshole my Hylotl is.

 

Why wouldn't their villages be flooded in the first place then? Maybe the hylotl technology isn't waterproof, and thus, imperfect. o:

 

Being a Glitch is tough. All the Hylotl know is comfort. They were even comfortable during the Floran invasion! Time to poor some lava in one of those villages and totally make it an obsidian biome!

 

Boy I here ya.

 

For anyone confused about my name, I will be posting as a Glitch in character, and a Novakid when they come out.

 

They're pretty stuck up by all means. I long for the day we can have an easy way of customizing character dialogue (and keep them character specific) because my Hylotl character used being a peace missionary as an excuse to leave the society and travel the stars! Granted it wasn't a very thought out plan and her ship ran out of fuel thus starting her grand adventure

But yeah I don't really enjoy how they look down on everything that isn't hylotl, but design wise I love them!

 

At least us Hylotl don't kill everything in sight like you Floran filth do.

 

Oh course you're picture would be an Altaria.

 

I know that my Hyotl is an asshole, but we are still the best race

 

lol we've earned the right to be arrogant, were one of the only races that aren't cannibals or on the verge of civil war

 

"Only races" as of half of them?

 

Not everything, but mine kills quite a bit, Order 0451 came across scrambled and I thought that's what it said to do; I may have been mistaken. And the herbivore is a lie, shortly after arriving at my first planet I had to kill an animal and eat its meat to survive....... Although now I have switched to a carrot / banana bread diet.

Well, I didn't HAVE to eat it, but I went through the effort of hunting it, cooking it, and my farm hadn't started yet.

 

You are a true inspiration to all hylotls across the universe. You have my respect *bows*