>Humanity: Slam That Monster A New Jam

Yeah, yeah, Earth got inwards-hentai'd, but does that mean you guys can sit on your asses, or just throw soldiers at the monster?

NO

I say they go full on Gurren Lagann on this.
Build a giant space robot.
Rip that tentacle thing a new one. If it had one in the first place.


"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?" Yelled the collective consciousness of humanity

This may or may not be a joke thread that you could lock whenever you want.

 

I was expecting a fresh prince jam remix to be in here...

 

Whoops, forgot

 

Now that's what I expected.

 

thredo became 1000x better

 

Gonna need to be a pretty massive robot to take on Squidly the eater of worlds, Voltron aint gonna cut it.

I imagine the biggest warship in the now fractured USCM isn't even a chicken nugget compared

 

They're better off just building an explosive and launching it to said monster, if it's even still around. It's safe to say that they're not getting that planet back; even with the destruction of that monster, the resulting land-mass would prove too inhospitable to actually keep humans safe, especially when said monster emerged from the center of the planet.

It'd bring back some of that USCM Nationalistic pride, though. They'll really need it, since they're scattered amongst the stars, and pretty decentralized.

 

>tengen toppa gurren lagann
>universe sized robot

 

I know, I am just taking it as seriously as you are, wanted to mention Voltron and want to eat chicken nuggets.

 

>Voltron
>Cool
>Chicken Nugget
>Now I need em
>I am greentexting wrong.
>I have stopped caring. /B/ COME AT ME

 

>come on and slam
>and welcome to the slam jam

 

Are you telling me that humanity plans to take back Earth with nothing but the power of the Slam Jam?
Oh hell yes. Sign me up.

 

Hentai monster destroys your planet from the inside out.
Get revenge by taking a mech larger than the universe with a drill even larger than the mech to teach that tentacle monster a lesson.

 

Typical humans: Let's deal with our problem with a big, expensive,loud and explosive solution instead of the smart and more subtle way.

 

Yes

YES

But unlike subtle plans, ours are guaranteed cool and good

 

"Doctor we need you to defuse this atom bomb!"

"OPEN THAT SHIT UP!!!"

 

Humanity in a nutshell

 

MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

 

Humanity can make a robot to defeat whatever space throws at it. Civilization 5 has proven this.

Giant Death Robot!

 

I say they build a genetically-engineered-cyborg-super-soldier to fight the beast, who must first train with the very best in order to unlock his hidden potential, in order to kill the beast, get the girl, save the president, avenge his father, etc.
In the end, he destroys the monster by picking it up and throwing it into the sun, where it explodes.