How would you react if Starbound came out unannounced tomorrow?

I'd get the game, tell my gf she can mind the shop herself for a while and enjoy myself.

 

A little bit like this...

 

NO BUGS WILL STOP ME, MWAHAHAHA!!
Even if I somehow sink in dirt blocks and melt once reached the center of a planet, and respawn and melt again and respawn and melt again and respawn and melt thousands of times, I would still have this face: !!!!
After a couple of months maybe I will realise that the melt-in-the-core-of-a-planet bug is a bit annoying.
But just a BIT and JUST MAYBE.

 

i would jump to the nearest box of mine and look for my money throwing gloves.

 

1. Poker face.
2. Don't panic.
3. Check if on Steam.
If on steam -> Purchase.
Else -> Wait.

 

how would i react?
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simple, I'd buy it

 

Hmm reminds me of THIS

 

Heh, A Jet Li classic, man. Killing myself would be easy, because I'm lame. No kung fu, no guns, nothing.

 

I'd fly to each developers' home, kidnap them for a day, rob a bank and make it rain on them then put everything back like it had never happened. Then I'd go home and upload the photo album for memories before I get put an asylum.

 

I would take a day off.

C'mon take a day off.

Taking the day off.

The day will be off.

Relax, take a day off.

Taking a day off.

1: Hey man!
2: Hi!
1: Take a day off!

Taking many days off.

Steal a day off.

Call the boss telling him its day off, like a boss.
Boss refuses to give you a day off, preposterous!

Boss takes day off.

Game released at Saturday 10:00. Set alarm at 10:00 Wednesday so it reminds you to call 911. You will need medical treatment, your starved and lost a few pounds.

Runs out of food while playing Starbound that just released, eat your cat, then your dog, then your aquarium fishes, then santa claus. Yeah thats right, you played until december 2013, santa is big, you gain food for another 4 years, 5 if you eat his... (you know what i mean).

Home losses power, steal your neighbors car battery and hook it up with the computer.

Starbound releases. God takes a day off, devil walks the earth.

Starbound releases, devil ragequit because he spawned in a snow biome.

Starbound releases. God thinks the clouds are very nice so he turns earths cloud into STARBOUND-pixelart-clouds. YOU HEARD ME!

Devil plays so much Starbound he doesn't pay attention to his succubus anymore

Succubus marry Tiy instead.

The redbull bull plays Starbound, running rampant with wings.

Chucklefish sells 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000



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10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Copies.

I think that's how I react more or hmm less? Nah more.

 

I remember seeing a thread like this a while ago and posting a rage gif in reaction; instead of posting it again I give you this.

(End frames are me)

 

1. destroy school
2. kidnap all friends
3. play
4. 4 weeks later to be found in a dumpster

 

I hate surprises too, they always make me fream.

(I am so glad I could make another post like this.)

But if Starbound came out tomorrow I would buy it, and then when I start it for the first time I would stare at the title screen for an hour and be amazed at the beauty of this game as a whole.
(It was hard to type that... because I took a French midterm today so my English tenses are all messed up... Zut Alors........ voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir~)

 

Here's an idea, lets remake this thread everyday until the game comes out.

 

Sounds legit.

 

I'm not clear on how an idea can be legitimate, as it hasn't been done yet.

 

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/seems-legit-sounds-legit

If you don't fancy reading that, it's a kind of sarcasm.

 

I'd probably laugh and say no way, look for a thread that says it's a scam and upon failing to do so, buy the game and rage quit my job to play more starbound.