How Will You Die?

This is weird, but how are you going to kill your character? Think of the coolest ways and post it over here. I would throw 'im into a pit of TNT, and you know what happens next.

 

Fighting way, way, way, way, way, way too many hostile aliens at once.

 

What happens next is that your character disarms all the TNT and goes away to never return due having such a murderous player controlling him.
Just kidding.
*BOOM!!*

In the other hand, I won't torture my character killing him for no reason... I KNOW he will die in every possible way...

 

AAWWEEESSOOMMEE

 

Death by snu-snu.

 

Turrets. Out of nowhere.

 

I hope they don't have high-pitched feminine voices too. That would be terrifying.

 

First thing that'll get me for sure: Fall damage.

 

Falling is my horrible arch nemesis man. Ditto.

 

Probably running scared.

 

Whoa. Scared to death. R.I.P.

 

That is a cool yet miserable death Zomgmeister. I feel for ya man.

 

Kill the chicken in the village so all the poeple kill you...

Or maybe set fire to a village and stand in the middle of it all saying "Pretty..."
-EDIT-
Oh yeah, and i WILL make sure i get killed by both a turtle and a penguin at some stage in the game...

 

By removing my helmet while on a moon.

 

"I promise, I will never die!"

 

Drowning is probably how I'll go

 

Completely destroying a planet while standing on it laughing at the burning corpses of the inhabitants... or eaten by a poptop

 

Trip, fall, die. Revive yourself with a magic potion and then keep running and fall into an abyss.

 

My character will be peacefully strolling through a forest, when Tiy's beard will fall out of the sky and squash him into a million pieces. Those millions of pieces will all be eaten by insects, who will excrete the pieces of my character. The pieces will then sink into the ground until they fall into a pit of lava and burn. Then, a piece of TNT will randomly explode, causing a chemical reaction with the lava/character remains mixture and blow up the world into two halves. The pieces will happen to fall into a sailor boat. They will then proceed to Rho the boat to the edge of the world and fall off into space. Then, hundreds of millions of years later, the pieces will get sucked up into a black hole and disappear forever.

 

Wow. Have no idea what you just said. But it sounds unbelievably awesome nonetheless.