How to play Starbound (tut parody)

This is a extremely serious guide on how to play and get started in Starbound.
(warning: graphic language)

 

This is clearly the most serious, and thorough guide to Starbound. I'm going to make a whole new character so that I too can be a bird with the largest tits.

 

I tried to follow this guide! I even flailed until I died, and I still died fighting things! Ugh! Also, this guide sucks because it never told me how to defeat the Lorax after chopping down too many trees! *rage*

 

A video of a whitey trying to sound black, how original

Had to stop watching after 30 seconds.

 

He sounds black to you? He sounds like a high schooler channeling Yogscast to be honest, but ok.

 

I forgot Black has it's own sound.
Screw this guy for trying to be something other than a stereotypical white guy AMIRITE?!

Should have started this off with "Hello there friends, after i finish balancing my checkbook and singing country songs while doing my taxes and investing in stocks, I'll show you how to properly enjoy this computer program".

/sarcasm.

Srsly though, funny vid. My kind of humor.

 

THAT sounds like a high school kid!? Holy shit people have dumbed down in the vocabulary department since I went to school.

 

Welcome to being old. I'm old too...

 

Perfect, follow this closely and you might become an expert like myself.

 

Thank you for watching, i know my strategy's seem unorthodox but they work. I also didn't include the Lorax tutorial simple because i can't beat him myself.

 

I am very sorry my whiteness made this video unbearable for you. Oh look a quick tip!

 

Your highschooler guess is correct, although i was not channeling an yogscast. Thanks for watching!

 

Thank you for watching! I am glad i have made you laugh. i will definitely take your suggestions into mind, so stay tuned!

 

I can't even.....

 

I am extremely sorry my vocabulary does not appease you. I will work very hard to improve and make sure i am using the most jubilant vocabulary i as can.

 

Thanks, i have been know to take away peoples ability to "even".

 

That video was incredibly dumb. Quick Tip: Throwing the word "dick" in at random places doesn't actually make you funny.

 

I am sorry you did not find this video funny. This is a parody so keep in mind what you are watching.

 

Cool stuff. +1 for biggest tits

 

not sure how he sound black honestly all he said was dick the whole video.*what ever black sounds like*im black im pretty sure i dont sound like him in the less bit lol