How many pixels was it??

Discussion in 'Other Fan Creations' started by Spatial_Pioneer, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. Spatial_Pioneer

    Spatial_Pioneer Void-Bound Voyager

    I'm sure theres already a thread but I felt starbound jokes needed a place if not.

    A hipster plays Starbound; you probably haven't seen him, he's pretty underground.
     
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    Spatial_Pioneer, Apr 21, 2014
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  2. Peelz

    Peelz Giant Laser Beams

    What do you call Big Ape with a banana in each ear?

    Anything you want, he can't hear you!

    :D :D :D
     
    Peelz, Apr 21, 2014
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  3. PseudoGold

    PseudoGold Pangalactic Porcupine

    Wanna hear ssssssomething funny?

    Hylotl ressssssisssssstance.
     
    PseudoGold, Apr 24, 2014
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  4. Owenthecool

    Owenthecool Void-Bound Voyager

    Did you hear about the red Hylotl and the blue Apex spaceships that collided? They were both marooned!
     
    Owenthecool, Jul 3, 2014
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  5. Spatial_Pioneer

    Spatial_Pioneer Void-Bound Voyager

    Oof...

    Not really a joke but more of a scenario to make you laugh.


    *downloads all mods*
     
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    Spatial_Pioneer, Jul 4, 2014
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  6. Feathery Dust

    Feathery Dust Spaceman Spiff

    You're being attacked by a Po Golem? Looks like you're in a crappy situation! please forgive me
     
    Feathery Dust, Aug 1, 2014
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  7. Peelz

    Peelz Giant Laser Beams

    I am shamelessly stealing this one from @Kawa !

    Why don't Florans eat Novakids?

    Because it gives them "greenhouse gas" !
     
    Peelz, Aug 1, 2014
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  8. ZeroRyu

    ZeroRyu Void-Bound Voyager

    Here's a good one.
    So a glitch walks into a bar. Why didn't he see it coming? Eh....heh........heh heh...........sorry to all the glitches out there
     
    ZeroRyu, Aug 4, 2014
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  9. Shadestyle

    Shadestyle Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    You know what you call a group of birds? a flock, You know what you call a group of avians? a pancake!
     
    Shadestyle, Aug 6, 2014
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  10. Hatsya Souji

    Hatsya Souji Parsec Taste Tester

    You don't wanna Pop a Poptop, when he's on Top. Do you?
    If you do? HE. WILL. POP. YOUR. TOP! POP! TOP!
     
    Hatsya Souji, Aug 6, 2014
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  11. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

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    A man walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive Avian. He buys her a drink, and says "You're a good-looking chick."

    I don't get it.
     
    Jonesy, Aug 6, 2014
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  12. Shadestyle

    Shadestyle Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Avians jump from tall towers in an effort to ascend, this fails in 99% (barring spontanius deification) of all cases.
     
    Shadestyle, Aug 6, 2014
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