Homestuck Clan Thread: The Seconding

Awww
You guys must really think that the time we've spent was a blast

 

There's a thunderstorm going on right now. Huh.

 

Since when sudden knockouts must have context

 

Thunderstorms in winter?
Shocking.

I was going to make a wrestling joke but grammar

 

I have to admit, you've really blown me away.

 

eveN MORE SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

I THINK MY NEIGHBOR JUST RAN OVER HER OWN DOG???

 

The amount of hatred I hold for you is subatomic

I had a pun but it'd be really mean to say

 

Let's just squash that thought right now.

that dog is an annoying piece of shit

 

Just trying to have an impact on your life, but I can see you've already obliterated our friendship.

 

...god, my neighbor's got to be crushed right now.

I'm a horrible person holy shit

 

Now now, I'm sure it hasn't all gone to ash

 

Sorry, but we're done. There's a lot of fission the sea and I'm sure I can find someone better than you.

 

No need to erupt on them like that!

 

I'm going to kill you all. With nukes.
I'm not trying to be cute. I will find nuclear warheads and drop them at your locations. >:I

 

Except Alu-Senpai.
He gets a carpet bombing and a few ballistic missiles just because I love him.

 

</3

 

Too bad. I love you.
You're going to take it, like it or not.

 

Sorry, didn't mean to get so nuclear.
Guess I'll just go and fall out now.

You're not doing a very good job.