Homestuck Clan Thread: Seven Deudly Acts

Why good sir, t'would be equatable if thou were but the reason, thineself.

 

Blargh

 

Sixth is pushing it.

 

In other news, my school term just ended, so I'll probably be able to post occasionally.

 

Nightclaw: shhshssh
God of Discord: Don't @Shooshy162 on me
Nightclaw: bby
God of Discord: Or I will send my cat to de- @nightclaw you
God of Discord: And then I will throw you up in the @Aeridan
God of Discord: And you'll fall down into hell, right into @TDOB s hands
God of Discord: They will @creepwolf closer to your body
God of Discord: They will @Relinies on your flesh
God of Discord: And make a @ToTeMVG of your skull

 

How rekt can one get

 

:/

So badass.

 

Hello!
New thread yaay!

 

Alucard you are literally 2slo

I posted that like 3 days ago. But don't worry, I am *le ninja* and you are not expected to keep up

 

that new thread smell
it stinks.

 

Less shitposts than expected gg thread

 

haha cya l8r faget

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Behold, all, my bookmark has been updated.

 

I couldn't quote your post so I made a new one. who's rekt now

 

ლ(◥▶‿‿◀◤ლ)fronl: Holy shit that caught me off guard
ლ(◥▶‿‿◀◤ლ)fronl: Jeez, that actually made me laugh.
ლ(◥▶‿‿◀◤ლ)fronl: gj, shrak.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Nerd.

 

Nobody is, because ur rekt cancels out with im rekt.

Who are you talking to, though?

 

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To u, slomaster.