Homestuck Clan Thread: It's 4:13 Somewhere

Asylums scare me. I've been to one once, it was not fun at all.

 

I accomplished something today

 

This cheap-ass monocle has a plastic "lens"
It's supposed to just be decorative and not actually act as a lens
But the slight distortions that come from it being plastic make it slightly lens-like
So everything looks weird for a while after you take it off

EDIT: Also, everything looks weird as long as you have it on

 

Oh hi! ^u^
I don't think I've seen you before.

 

Yeah I am a lurker. I pop in from time to time between gearing my gnome monk and gnome mage in WoW. How goes it?

 

You have discovered a new trait!
You have discovered a new stat!
You go back to the window and jump in the air. You begin to twist, and your back pinches. Luckily, you manage to land on your feet. You know you'll never do that again
Stat discovered: Dexterity
Trait discovered: Arthritis
Arthritis: You are easily hurt
HP-5
Knowledge+2
Stats
HP: 95/100
Hunger: 29/100
Heat: 51/100
Charisma: 27
Wisdom: 39
Knowledge: 18
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 10

 

Digesting food. Blood sausages 10/10 would recommend.

 

Oh yeah and my guild pulled together enough resources to get me a 502ilvl Healing mace for my monk in one night. <Gnomeregan Forever> for life!

 

examine current surroundings and try to get back inside

 

You didn't manage to even hit the window though. You are still inside

 

Go to http://heemiliation.tumblr.com/ and follow my stupid blog. I follow back if you post stuff I like and you aren't an SJW.

 

;w;

 

((I don't have access to a computer right now, and I don't know what SJW means, but I'll follow it when I do have access))

 

New stat discovered!
Due to the passage of time, your hunger and warmth each drop 5, and your bladder increases by 5!
New Stat: Bladder
Stats
HP: 95/100
Hunger: 24/100
Heat: 46/100
Bladder: 5/100
Charisma: 27
Wisdom: 39
Knowledge: 18
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 10

 

Social Justice Warrior: A person who ignores all the problems that developing countries have in favor of improving their own country's supposed injustice. Despite the fact that there are a lot less people starving here. And the fact that they don't give a (shoot) about anything other than social issues so they don't feed the homeless and just rant about how all straight white men are literally nazis.

...At least that's what turns up on my dash from time to time.

 

Because your heat stat is below 50, your body will now have an automatic response to heat it up. Heat now decreases only by 3 every little while
Hint: You can interact with objects that are around
Stats
HP: 95/100
Hunger: 24/100
Heat: 46/100
Bladder: 5/100
Charisma: 27
Wisdom: 39
Knowledge: 18
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 10

 

Meditate upon the mysteries of life, and be at peace with yourself

 

Hat alteration successful
I basically took a piece of tape and put it across the inside of the hat so that the tape rests on my head