Homestuck Clan Thread: It's 4:13 Somewhere

God dammit

 

Who taught the peasants how to read?
Seriously guis. One job.

 

So they came back, and I don't know how, but they're even worse at attempting to troll.

And here's a part two

 

1. CURRENT cybahExdeee [CCE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
2. CCE: I HEARD TROLLS ARE HERE
3. CCE: TALK TO ME

 

Wai is thread nearly dead.

 

I'm more of a sociopath than a psychopath. I do possess slight traits of psychopathy, but I only really enjoy causing harm to others mentally when I know either I'll be forgiven or it will mean peace for those who matter.

Indra threatened us with a lot of shit and acted very tough when she talked to me, but I shut her down because that's what I'm good at.

I don't get much of an emotional attachment to people unless they are good friends. I'm fairly apathetic and if I did become a fully fledged either, I'd most likely be a sociopath, think like Rorshach. I wouldn't kill to make people suffer, i'd kill to get them out of my way or sight. But I doubt that a violent rampage of sociopathy is my destiny. Though it's more likely than a psychopathic rampage.

 

(MSPFA Mirror)

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>Check under second can from the right.

You walk over and push aside one of the cans. A SMALL KEY is revealed.
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>Store small key in left pocket.

You easily slip the small key into your LEFT POCKET. Perhaps you can use it on the door of your cell?

But first..

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>Make armor out of the tomato cans.

You craft the glorious TIN CAN ARMOR. With this, you can tackle any challenge. Slay any monster. Jump from any height. Escape any cell. Survive six bullets to the chest.

Looks like this adventure will be a total cakewalk from here.

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Or, that's what WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, if you had actually crafted the armor. As of right now, the canned tomatoes are your only source of nourishment, and wasting them by forging them into meaningless armor would probably cost you your life. You haven't been delivered a meal besides the tomatoes for a really long time.

But damn, that was really cool for a few seconds. On the bright side, you still have that key. ​

 

I stopped posting. That's obviously why.

 

This makes me moist.

 

So what you're saying is that the appropriate action to take is to get you devoured by sharks?

 

IIRC, Hitler wasn't a Psychopath, he killed loads of people, but I don't think he ever did it personally. I don't know though.

If he just killed them without the prefix of suffering, then yeah, he's not a psychopath, killing as a means to an end while not really caring how it's done so long as it is fast and effective is behaviour attributed to sociopaths.

 

He was not a sociopath either. He was simply overzealous, the exact opposite of what a sociopath would be, even.

 

Kind of moist.

 

I'm usually chaotic neutral or true neutral.

 

I advise you to keep being the clown you always are. Don't listen to your friends, listen to me, that guy who has clearly never led you in a bad direction before.

 

Reaching far back in the posts, are we?

 

But he's not gay.