Homestuck Clan Thread: It's 4:13 Somewhere

This pic is strangely familiar to me...

 

>attempt to fight 4x Basilisks

 

I once tried battling two x4 Basilisks and three x4 Ogres at once when I had 45% health
They one-shotted me
Granted, I one-shotted the Ogres, too

 

So do I.

 

You don't want to know

 

People were probably stripped of their innocence because of that description
And that makes me so happy

 

Well I mean if you don't tell us why you hate us so much there's no real way for us to try and change that opinion

 

When does she get her Kaumai.

 

I guess it's because we dumped him. He used to be a member of our thread. But now...

 

If anyone can spare 80k emeralds then I'll be able to get 6000 power tonight

 

When half life 3 comes out.

 

I can guarentee you that they are armor.

 

They should also allow flight, but I don't know what flight is actually useful for
According to the item document, though, it is a bonus ability of several items

 

That sig is Oblivion modelling right there.

Also hello new person, I'm the infamous holder of multiple ugly opinions and general-use multiipurpose tool. Except I'm a stubborn tool that won't be used, so outside of the few self-made reaction images here and there I'm basically useless. I've been called many things, Psychopath, Soul of Humanity, Thief of Mind, psychotic anarchist, the Destroyer, Lynchpin of VX.net, Invisible Guiding Hand of the Tinfoil Conspiracy, Founder and Head Developer of the Crazy Chimp Collective, Mr McPerfectIgotthispants (Am not tracking that post down, ask Padexin about it, he's our archivist.), He who breathes toxin and a Monkey whom Murders Malevolent Monarchy. But you may call me Biz.

 

I went to the physical therapist
Allow me to use my awesome power of perfect description for this experience
*Ahem*
"Ow"

 

This introduction is a thing of beauty