Homestuck Clan Thread: It's 4:13 Somewhere

My friends Dad is ~45 years old and they only found out last week that, instead of having 2 normal sized kidneys, he has one normal one and two small ones. You'd be surprised at how oblivious doctors and people can be to things about your organs or bones.

 

What

 

Afraid I don't understand
This frightening incompetence
The thought makes me want to stand
Against poetic ignorance

Rhyming can't be hard
Just try it, you'll see
In fact, rhythm's the card,
The one that gets to me

You just have to have some thought
A little knowledge too
I think everybody ought
To rhyme, a poem crew

It's really a thing of ease
Won't you try it please?

 

lol no

 

Shush you

 

See, doctors are fickle

Hello Jabba

 

Fack. I was in the middle of RPing and had to abruptly get off. :/ I'm on my phone now. Hi.

 

RISK OF RAIN ARTIFACT UPDATE HAS HIT

 

Cool. Too bad I suck at it.

 

I can't see why you can't see
Rhyming's lovely pleasure
It feels quite good to me
To have words come together

You really must just try it
It's something to behold!
I'm unashamed to admit
The rhythm's gentle hold

Sometimes they don't make sense
But what way does it matter?
I can't say that I'm on the fence
Could say I'm on the latter

I beg you, rhyme
Quick! There's no time!

 

pls no

 

I suck at rhyming.

 

I have to go, I'll write a thing for you later

 

Yeah, it's not happening.

 

I guess you could say they're..

Stopping.... games....

 

All it's about is the timing.
To really be good at rhyming.
Just think of a word
that should be heard
And soon enough people will be like "what the fuck ever Eminem"