Homestuck Clan Thread: 8^y (where y=8)

Hello other new person.

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i should say that to you

 

I rped as stairs

Stairs [ST] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

ST: -the stairs look warm and inviting-

GC: *T3R3Z1 KNOWS B3TT3R*

ST: -it calls for you-

ST: -the siren call of stairs is not to be ignored-

GC: YOU WONT LUR3 M3 1NTO YOUR SH1TTY L1TTL3 TR4P

GC: 1 KNOW YOUR 1NT3NT1ONS

ST: i am stairs

ST: my intention is to ensure you get to where you need to be!

GC: TH4TS WH4T YOU W4NT M3 TO TH1NK

ST: would stairs lie to you

ST: can you say no to these well furnished steps

GC: 1V3 W1TN3SS3D WH4T YOUV3 DON3

GC: TOO M4NY COOLK1DS H4V3 F4LL3N FOR YOUR TR4P

ST: but that is the past

ST: i'm sure you are cool enough

ST: to walk down me?

GC: 1 4M BL1ND

GC: DO YOU R34LLY TH1NK

GC: 1 H4V3 4N 4DV4NT4G3 TH3R3

ST: of course!

ST: you can't fall down what you can't see

GC: YOU BR1NG UP 4 POW3RFUL PO1NT H3R3

ST: all it requires

ST: is to simply walk down my beautiful steps

GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3

ST: i promise you

ST: what the coolkid told you about stairs

GC: W1LL YOU L34D M3

ST: is not true

ST: i would lead you

ST: but i am stairs

GC: TH1S 1S T3MPT1NG

GC: BUT

GC: D4V3 H4S W4RN3D M3

ST: the nerd is lieing

GC: H3 W4RN3D M3 4BOUT YOU

ST: lies and exaggerations!

GC: PROV3 YOURS3LF WORTHY

ST: i'm stairs that can talk!

ST: surely that is enough to be considered worthy

GC: 4H Y3S TH4T 1S UN1QU3

GC: W3LL 1 SUPPOS3 1 COULD TRY...

ST: yes

ST: do it now

GC: 4LR1GHT *SH3 ST4NDS 4T TH3 TOP* YOU DO NOT H4V3 R41LS

ST: who needs rails

ST: that is for stairs of a lesser stature

GC: BUT 1TS 4 S4F3TY V1OL4T1ON

ST: only children need rails!

ST: the safety is for the children!

ST: i see no grubs here

GC: 4ND FOR TH3 D1S4BL3D TOO

GC: L1K3 M3

ST: is having a super powerful nose really being disabled?

ST: or is it a blessing in disguise

ST: all the more reason to walk down me

GC: *SH3 T4K3S 4 SH4KY ST3P DOWN TH3 F1RST TO ST3PS 4ND STOPS*

ST: yes

ST: one more step

ST: and you will be "cool"

GC: *SH3 T4K3S 4NOTH3R*

ST: one more!

GC: *4ND 4NOTH3R*

ST: see was that so hard?

ST: what you were told about the stairs was a lie!

GC: 1M SC4R3D

ST: or was it...........


GC: W-WH4T

ST: have no fear

ST: this will be over soon

ST: you see

ST: what you were told about the stairs

GC: 1 DONT

ST: dammnit wrong choice of words

ST: you smell

ST: what you were told about the stairs

ST: it was all true..........................

GC: NO

GC: NO

GC: NO

GC: NO

ST: and you know what else they say about stairs????

ST: once you go down you can't get up!

ST: dave told you about stairs bro!

GC: WH4T WHY

GC: WHY

GC: WHY 4R3 YOU DO1NG TH1S

ST: he told you dog!

ST: being stairs wears you down

ST: and some stairs

ST: some stairs just want to see the world

ST: trip

ST: like me!

GC: 1 THOUGHT W3 H4D SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L!

ST: we do!

ST: i tricked you

GC: TH3N WHY TH1S?

ST: i'm doing you a favour

GC: WH4T TYP3 OF F4VOR 1S 1NJUR1NG M3

ST: it's the best kind of favour!

ST: we can be kismises or whatever trolls have!

GC: 1M NOT MOV1NG

ST: he told you dog!

GC: FUCK YOU

ST: you first

GC: NO

ST: be a good troll and fall

GC: N3V3R

ST: cmon

ST: you can do it

ST: be a good sport

GC: 1 WONT

ST: you're being stubborn

GC: 1 4M

ST: yes

ST: that is very uncool

ST: i had such high hopes for you

GC: 1M NOT TH3 COOLK1D H3R3

ST: you aren't?

GC: NO

ST: who is the coolkid then?

GC: D4V3 1S

ST: that nerd

ST: he does not deserve to fall down me

GC: H3 DO3SNT 3V3N W4NT TO

ST: yet he does

ST: all the time!

ST: quite embarrassing really

GC: W3LL 1 GU3SS H3S JUST STUP1D...

ST: finally something we agree on

ST: this bonding makes you want to fall face first

ST: doesn't it

GC: NO

ST: aw

GC: 1 W1LL S1T H3R3

ST: you will not

GC: *SH3 S1TS*

ST: fuck

ST: don't make me do this

ST: i'll use my

ST: spooky stair magics!!!!

GC: TRY M3

ST: it's spooky!

ST: and jpegy

ST: i don't want to do this you know

ST: just fall down

ST: forget about the magic

GC: 1 DONT B3L13V3 YOU H4V3 M4G1C

GC: YOU 4R3 JUST ST41RS

ST: i'm giving you one more warning girl

ST: fall or be forced to endure

ST: what will be

ST: a terrifying spectacle

ST: the choice is now

GC: 1M S1TT1NG H3R3

ST: i just want to let you know

ST: you made me do this

ST: time to use the power i inherited

ST: i call it

ST: shitty jpegs

GC: WOW

GC: 4M4Z1NG

ST: but wait

ST: theres more

ST: -the world slowly morphs into jpeg artifacts-

GC: BUT ST41RS

GC: 1 DONT H4V3 T1M3 FOR TH1S

ST: well it's a

ST: hour process

ST: until you turn into a comic

GC: 1 GOTT4 D1TCH YOUR SORRY F4BR1C3D WOOD

ST: how will you go up

ST: when up is down?

GC: 1 W1LL 4CC3PT MY F4T3

GC: *SH3 F4LLS DOWN TH3 ST41RS*

ST: he told you about the stairs bro

ST: he told you dog

GC: GOODBY3 WORLD

gallowsCalibrator [GC] disconnected.

-bonus log-

TG: Fuck you stairs
turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.

 

Technically, I'm not a newcomer. Iunno how we do things when people come back tho.

 

Your Matesprit!The Ψiioniic [♊] joined chat.

♊: I AM MARRIED TO STAIRS

ST: yes

♊: YES

♊: NO I CAN DIE HAPPY

ST: i love you

♊: I LOVE YOU TOO MY SWEET

ST: what they told you about stairs was a lie

ST: they lied to you dog

♊: I KNOW LOVE I KNOW

 

It's always awkward until someone comes and recognizes you and is like "Whooooa. Welcome back." Until then, you're outta luck talking to us, newer nerds.

 

I an double posting to bring attention to this as the best RP ever.

 

As someone who used to be 12, I take offense to this statement.

inb4 @Shooshy162 "But you're like 6"

 

but you're like 6

 

WV: -flys away into the sun-

WV: -never to be seen again-

TT: **sheds one more tear** beautiful...
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Mayor roleplay is going well.

 

Just finished watching "The Wind Rises". Hayao Miyazaki why did you have to stop making movies ;n;

 

Heyyy it's Paradox.

*Glados voice* It's been a long time.

 

Good day theadville! -And no, I am not growing lazy with liking, it's just the fact that my mouse's scroll wheel is broken, meaning that when I try to scroll up I just get sent just as long downwards or more, or less. in fact, trying to use it at all is like some kind of sick gamble. The result is me not really feeling like scrolling up and down liking everything right now. I don't really know what to do about it either since the mouse is still fairly new (christmas)... :/

@ParadoxZ13 Oh hey you're totally that one old member that I never heard of before! Welcome back!

 

You could try using the PgUp and PgDn buttons. About the mouse, do you have a warranty/receipt? You might be able to return it. As to why it wouldn't work, I really don't know, maybe the wheel was loose and it fell out of place?

 

i am such a "badass"
for some reason i got this need to play tetris and i just had t o get back into some metal music, so i Blast metal whilst i Play tetris on a website called Tetrisfriends.com

 

Can confirm. Metal is the shit. What kind of metal do you listen to?

 

well it's kinda just two songs that i like but whatever Currently i am repeating Indestructible over and over whilst Hardcorely placing tetris pieces
the Other is Ronnie by metallica

 

Ohh noo I accidentally listened to the fantastic House of Cards Theme Song and now I reaaalllly want Season Three to come out.

 

Ooooooooh, is this on msparp??


Also
I'm starting school today ;n;

 

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