Homestuck Clan Thread: 8^y (where y=8)

guess what,its INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY M8!

 

Oh, really?
Cool.

 

wat

 

I was a strange child.
My mom jokes she gave birth to an omnivore, a carnivore, and an herbivore in that order.(and when I was little, I understood this joke. Obviously, I still do.)
She also jokes that she thought I had been born kosher, because I wouldn't eat anything that had pig in it- even if it was something like hot dogs that it isn't obvious in.

 

*doesn't understand vegetarians*
*nods head in fake understanding*

I was TOTALLY the saaaaaaaaaame when I was yooooooooooung

 

Lol, I'm not actually a vegetarian!
I'd never be able to give up bacon are you crazy
But when I was a small child I didn't understand the wondrous appeal of certain foods
Like bacon
and Chik-fil-a
and chocolate

 

I came up with this while I was talking to Cyber cause he was playing State of Decay. Slightly edited from the original messages sent to cyber to add deph.

State of DK
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DK. Donkey Kong. The totalitarian government is run by it's tyrannical ruler, Donkey Kong. The story starts off with citizen #325. Mario is a normal plumber, just tying to get by in the world. He keeps his head down and out if trouble. But one day, that all changes. His twin brother, Luigi, is arrested on false charges and executed publicly. Mario then is contacted by "The Mushrooms." A resistance group opposed to the rule of DK. It also turns out that Luigi's false accusations were true; he had been part of the rebellion. Taking up his fallen brother's torch, he joins The Mushrooms. Along the way, he finds love in their leader, Peach. Eventually, they succeed. Their rebellion finally tearing down the walls of tyranny. The day of freedom being named after Mario's brother. "Luigi day." And thus, every year, citizens of the Mushroom States celebrate Luigi Day. The End.

 

I got a great knock knock joke but I need you to start it

 

Could it be?
The new Prophet of the Old Amber?

 

knock knock

 

what the fuck

 

Who's there?

 

pedobear?

 

This weekend I've been busy, but this week and most of next weekend I'll be available
Just let me know when you'll be available and we'll figure something out

 

It's difficult to explain jokes to a kleptomaniac. They always take things literally.

 

Truly beautiful.

 

I Sawed The Demoman

 

Your router may have a setting to throttle speeds. Changing the wireless mode from 802.11 n might make a difference.

In general anything that takes up bandwidth on your network will make your net chug (think *other* computers downloading heaps of stuff for example)