Chat Hels Chatroom V: Hel's Angels

Hello all! Happy Valentine’s Day!

 

Roses are red, dolphins are violent.
They are a blight upon this world, and i will no longer be silent!!!!

 

*Hides in a box*

 

This box?

 

Nope.

*The box is gone*

 

this is still a thing? :o

goodness, I've missed a lot

 

*Suddenly, a cake appears in the room on a box*

 

*takes a small piece*

 

*The cake, upon closer examination, is a chocolate cake*

 

*sets up a trap for Calfie*

 

Sounds like a lie to me...

Meh, I'd still jump into a fire pit for it.

 

*The cake sits there, yearning to be eaten *

 

*eats my piece*

*charges in*

 

*A Hylotl runs through here in a hurry*

*A human walks in here with a presence that feels... unsettling. He appears to be asking nearby people if they seen a Hylotl running through here*

 

I'll be your Valentine!