Chat Hels Chatroom V: Hel's Angels

Whatever, everyone is dumb, we're all stupid.

 

But when you say someone is "stupid" you usually compare them with some higher standard.
So if everyone is stupid, does that not actually mean we're all just as smart?

 

Buy a LED socket dimmer for €20 from a Dutch store, get a piece of crap that doesn't work right.
Buy a LED build-in dimmer for €26 from China, it works better than expected, suits your original idea better AND it has a remote!

Good evening, everyone. How's you people doing?

 

3 stitches later and now I can't go to work today, cut my finger down to the bone, but whatever.

 

With the power of friendship of course.

 

You need some new friends then, mate.
Just as long as you didn't do the same thing I did. Nearly sliced open my leg with a scalpel while trying to strip a cable two days ago.

 

i never get injuries because i never do anything risky, i am too soft to endanger my fluff!

 

I get injuries from everywhere and nowhere, completely random. Last injury that made me bleed was a couple weeks ago though. Trying to force cables into a metal wall cable duct with a VERY sharp edge on it on the inside. Thought it was just a sting or a splinter until I noticed the gray cables were rather red at some points.

also every time i take the parrot onto my arms it looks like i am cutting my wrists.

 

tfw nearly everyone who tries to get close to you ends up depressed as hell and you don't know why

also

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jesus H. Christ.

 

Heyheyhey, just before you faint, strap this to your face.
*holds out a pillow*

Good evening people. After spending like 6 hours deciphering my school's assignments, I am now an Excel master.
How's you all?

 

what if he faints backwards?

i am okay, it has been a long day, but my fluff has persevered!

 

*hands over another pillow*
Fine, fine. Can't be too sure.

Good to hear your fluff has persevered!

Time for me to end my day though. Sleepy feather ruffled feather little ball of hate~!
Nighty night.

 

With the stitches gone I can make a fist and give people the finger with confidence, had to remove them myself, but that wasn't terribly hard or even painful. It was how bad it needed to be cleaned that bothered me, after a week with my skin pinched like that it got some crust in places where I couldn't clean before.

 

You had to remove your own stitches? Couldn't the hospital have done that? Or a GP? Or a family member?
Maybe the cat?

Also there's these kind of stitches that basically dissolve over time. That could of been grand too.

Good to hear you're in one single uncut piece again though. :>

 

Well... I think that's enough existing for one lifetime, gonna disappear for a couple... Months? Dunno, maybe forever?

Meta out once again

 

Nuuuhh, stay with us, honored knight! We need your guidance in these dark times!