Chat Hels Chatroom V: Hel's Angels

If you can't beat 'em, make them so tired of beating you that they just can not do it any more, they've been at this for hours and they have done NOTHING useful that entire time!

 

That's my entire motto. I just make things as difficult and annoying for my opponents. I once played a D&D game where I used two shields at a time just to mess with people.

 

Hey, Dark Souls shows you can use two shields and still beat the living crap out of enemies. I mean, I'd be in pain too if I get smashed in the face with two giant tower shields.
They say the best defense is a good offense. Why not combine both?

 

Give them Captain America-style throwing shields and they'll be invincible.

 

Idk if I should try to be active here again or not.

 

Yeesssss, you shouuulldd....

 

We have snacks.

 

I'm well. As is my usual, I'm plotting and scheming my D&D game.

 

Here's a bunch of D&D funnies.

Adverts are weird, but can be funny. Sometimes.


Good morning or what have you, everyone. How's you all?

 

i hope we invent bionic tails soon. swish swish swish!

 

I'd rather just have a bionic arm, or a bionic leg. Or maybe just become a robot.


A robot... with a bionic tail!

 

There's a Fullmetal Alchemist joke here somewhere.

 

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never seen or read FMA. Was suggested to me by a friend but the app I used to read mangas on died.
sadface.

 

Go watch FMA: Brotherhood now.

I think the joke you're looking for is that such a bionic arm or leg...
Would cost you a brother to get.

Personally I hope we find a way to grow tails for ourselves.
I want myself a large fluffy tail so I can properly cuddle it.

 

I recommend a website called Kissanime. Watch Brotherhood rather than the original.