Chat Hels Chatroom III: We've been to Helen back!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Hel, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    uhhh...ching chong ding dong?

    nah
    i cant wait for someone to try to decipher this gem (NO GOOGLE TRANSLATE YOU CHEATING FUCKS)
    jebem ti pas mater
     
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  2. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    When Hel comes back to this thread she'll be all like
    [​IMG]
    I guess.
     
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  3. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    I would guess it will go more like this:
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    We, of course, listing our office supplies.
     
  4. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    she'll just bring out the scissors
    ah who am i kidding, she's hel, instead of scissors she's gonna use those hydraulic water plasma cutter things to cut off arms or smthn
    but still
    im actually not restricted from being myself
    for now.
    hey i love swearing like a sailor.
     
  5. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Don't you pull your... *Google translates* Croatian on me!
    Gusto kong mag-pagtatalik!
    (It's tagalog by the way. One of the many languages spoken in the Philippines...)
    Also, don't post the translation of my post here, or we'll all be instabanned...
    Don't... Just don't...
     
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  6. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Or maybe she'll take a slice of the Adeptus Sororitas
     
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  7. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    i think our doom is postponed until Hel comes back
     
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  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    So basically.... Revelations? Like, in the bible?
     
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  9. HueHuey

    HueHuey Parsec Taste Tester

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    Noodles are the cutest.

    I hope y'all have better internet than me
     
  10. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    wat is bible?
    also
    in "jebem ti pas mater"
    pas means dog
     
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  11. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    One of the many writings people tried to get people not to be dicks to each other which was subsequently used as an excuse to be dicks to other people. Kinda backfired if you ask me.
     
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  12. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    I just realized I borked that post where I tried to make a selfie... :c
     
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  13. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Full disclosure: I thought that was intentional.
     
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  14. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    No, It wasn't. And now I don't care about showing my face anymore.
     
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  15. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I hope that's not my fault.
     
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  16. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    No, it was my own lack of skills with technology.
    Besides, I'd just be fishing for attention if I do it now.
     
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  17. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Am I not doing the same here? And besides, you seem like a cool person, so if you were to fish for my attention I'd certainly bite the bait (just please don't drive a metal hook through my cheeks)
     
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  18. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Not really? Depends on intention.

    ugh, fine...

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    No reason to hide yourself, buddy. Also, nice glasses!
     
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  20. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    I remember Jontron which sums up the bible in a simple sentence or two.
    "Because this is a totally real book where there totally isnt any killing, murdering, stabbing, betrayal and poisoning"
    ironically tommorow i have that one class i go to because my parents force me too and its essentially just religion class where we learn 'bout christianity n's shit
     
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