Chat Hels Chatroom III: We've been to Helen back!

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  1. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    As a not-quite-so straight but still straight male, I'm flattered.
     
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  2. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    The only thing you'll get outta me is a hug tho, maybe some snuggling if I feel like it. You okay with that?
     
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  3. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    You wouldn't be our Surenu if you're sexuality wouldn't be questionable. :nurutease:
     
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  4. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    you know...the thread makes me think...huh...umm...this is some hardcore deja vu
     
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  5. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Perseraiskattu pirihuora.
    Also, hug me ;_;
     
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  6. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    and suddenly Surenu's avatar went from random anime-stylised character to a shockingly accurate self-portrait...

    ps: so is mine, if you remove all the fleshy bits.
     
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  7. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    wat.
    is that like, koreanese?
    because that doesnt look like german
    looks like something an island nation would have
     
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  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Wh-what do you mean?
    Finnish, the best language on God's green earth to swear in.
     
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  9. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    if that is a swear word...
    now i can check finnish off of my list.
    hmm
    i now know english, croatian, spanish, russian, french and now finnish.
    Lovin' it.
    Thanks
     
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  10. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    So it's a thing now? Fine...
    Shortish black hair, basically looks to me like a typical male (as others have called it) edgy protagonist, meaning you could either be a protaganist, a generic, or maybe a secondary for an anime that doesn't want to fit the norm. Although I can't quite see the very top of your head to see if you have anything odd looking there, if you had anything strange like some hair that likes to stand up you would automatically be disqualified from genericness.
    Mostly quoting you to see the picture as the spoiler is broked for me, I might as well say what I see.
    Short standard dark hair makes you a good candidate for genricness, but those glasses... adjust them often and you could very well become a protagonist the likes of which are often seen to be awesome.

    And in terms of more practical purposes, you look more like the kind of person no one would be able to describe well, meaning you could get away with so much.
    "Help! I was robbed by a guy with an average build, average height, average hair of average color, a sort of average face, and he went in a generic direction."
    (I've played too much Payday lately.)
     
  11. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Personally, I use this for reference:
    http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Finnish
     
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  12. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

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  13. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    ((Yes I'm pulling that pic up again))
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    I like to get to know someone a little better before snuggling becomes a thing... (Currently actively avoiding any relationship, so I've never actually gotten beyond a hug or consensual brawl)
     
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  14. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Same. I enjoy my life as a single. I can drink, eat and smoke whenever the hell I want. Hugs are still the shit tho.
     
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  15. KingTomato

    KingTomato Jackpot!

    i dont see a giant sword or giant robot
    10 points for edge
    10 points for tentacles
    10 points for hairstyle
    10 points for face
    10 points for apocalypse
    -10 points for no giant sword
    -10 points for no giant robot commiting mass genocide
    30/50
    Final Grade: B-
    Conclusion: needs swords and robits
     
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  16. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Could be. That phrase was used in England when a king died and was subsequently succeded.
     
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  17. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    But he has a sword.
    You just aren't seeing it inside his cane.
    That's right, he's got a CANESWORD! (Or a cane gun à la Roman Torchwick, I don't know, either way there should be a weapon in that thing.)
     
  18. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    I have pics of my hometown. I know I will go a bit overboard but I love this place.
    The river Aura and nice buildings:

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    Castle:
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    Church (with more of the river):
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    And the lovely town square:
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    Well I can see that that site has some really vulgar language. I flinch when I see ones like that... (also 'muna' doesn't mean 'dick' but instead 'a ball' ('balls' work better but that's the literal translation))
     
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  19. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    The German ones are awesome as well:
    http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=German
    Also, nice city. Do you accept immigrants? Because this shithole of a country is becoming a bit of a hassle to deal with.
     
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  20. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    I've got a little shitty spike/sprig towards the back-left side of my hair that refuses to stay down, while my top looks like that of Greg's from diary of a wimpy kid...
    We'll just say I'm a robot and the cane holds a sword... (Because why else would anyone carry a cane without back problems?)
    Gusto kitang mahalin. Gusto kong mag-seks.
    Pwede (na) ba tayong mag-seks?
    Bakit ayaw mong mag-seks?
    Kung ayaw mong mag-seks…
    Hindi kita pipilitin.
    Hindi kita pipiliting mag-seks.
    Takot ka bang mag-seks?
    (Alternatively)
    Oo, takot akong mag-seks.
    Ayokong magkasakit. Ayokong mabuntis.
    Gagamit ako ng proteksyon.
    Masakit ba? Hihintayin kita.
    Mag-seks tayo!
    Handa ka bang mag-seks?
    Hindi ako handang mag-seks.
    Gusto kong mag-seks dito.
    Gusto kong mag-seks sa kusina. Sa kama.
    Gusto mo bang mag-seks sa sahig?
    Gusto mo bang mag-seks nang nakatayo?
    Kung masakit, sabihin mo lang.
    Dahan-dahan. Mas mabilis.
    Konti pa. Tama na.
    Ganyan. Ganito.
    Masarap ba? Ang sarap.
     
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