Chat Hel's Chat Room of Off Topicness II: Helbound.

I've done that before, but it was an accident!

 

It seems everyone has a basic instinct to DO STUPID THINGS. INCLUDING ME.

The reason: because we can

 

This is why we science. We do what we must because we can. It's not about why, it's about why not!

 

Science is to make us smart enough to not put metal in the microwave. Or dynamite in the FTL engine.

 

Science is finding out what happens when you do those things.

 

FOR SCIENCE!
*puts metal in a microwave and puts microwave in the FTL engine*
*turns on microwave*

 

...for the good of all of us...

 

Congratulations! You won a Darwin Award!
*audience cheers while fanfare music plays*

 

Im a bit late but i do play overwatch

 

Darwin award? is that an achievement for especially stupid deaths?

 

Yep.
You been naturally selected...

...to DIE

 

We are joking about it but natural selection is extremely important. It's natures way of making sure braindead people don't get to reproduce.
I the same zoo that the famous Harambe was, some reliqious lunatic tried to get two lions to eat him/her (can't remember). And of cource the lions where shot.

 

Is it that crazy dude who went in there to preach to the lions?

I read a study somewhere that suggests humans are evolving to store less fat when we overeat (for obvious reasons)
But i can't find the original.

 

He deliberately tried to get them to attack.

 

Apply that to humans.

If a population of people prefer tall people, then the next generation will be taller than the last. and so on and on.

We could apply the natural selection process to anything.

 

make America great again

 

It's not too late, really. What is your battletag ?

 

My battletag is "Zetta"

 

Yet braindead people has almost zero notion of birth control, thus they procreate like rabbits.

 

Anyone here watched The Mist?