WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE (and grammar...) ANY STAFF CAN DELETE THIS POST IF THEY WANT (spamming, maybe? grammar? bad language?) Ok,stop the warnings,lets start the grammar epicness! An extremely compact introduction : Hi,my name is Joao Vitor,im from brazil. Ok,done.....question time! Whats your name? A: Really??? Do you like pineapples? A: Yep. I love brazil,the biggest rainforests and monkeys everywhere and... A: Ok,seriously, we do not have monkeys for pets.........oh,hai monky *pet* (and,i live in a city,not in a rainforest) obs: WE DONT SPEAK SPANISH,ITS F****** PORTUGUESE Hey,do you no thatz yor gramar iz gud??/??/// A: Maybe because im a f****** BRAZILLIAN???!!! Why you dont make any starbound related questions? A: Because starbound will be so epic that i cant think of any answers for that questions. I cant understand what you are writing,your grammar is really bad! A: Nou! Ai donte speek bed! Mai englich iz reely gud! Why brazillians only uses bad language? A: We do not FU****** use any FU****** F*** bad FU****** language, so F*** YOU! I hope you loved my introduction,if you dont, f*** off! Thanks! (oh,if you want this post deleted,just tell me,i dont like being banned ) obs: Sometimes i used google translate,so please,make an text to just say how bad i am at english "Please post in English. If your English isn’t very good, please at least include a translation in your post." Im using it. ITS SO BAD! GOD! The objective of the above topic is being humorous, so do not be offended, and if you didnt find it funny,f*** you
Welcome slightly over-cynical Brazilian with a longing for an eccentric image. I can find personal relevance in your behavior for a positive addition to the Starbound community. A lot of people are too afraid to be hated or think too highly of themselves to write anything so openly like you. All power to you bro
